There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

You always had it in you to create miracles, but you forgot that it required you to do the opposite of what you are doing now.

Everyone wanted what she couldn't have.

Loneliness means when you have no one to celebrate your success with and share your pains.

Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.

The self thus becomes aware of itself, at least in its practical action, and discovers itself as a cause among other causes and as an object subject to the same laws as other objects.

There are some women who are a good time and there are some women who are a good legacy.

Avoid food products with more than five ingredients; with ingredients you can't pronounce.

The ability to make big leaps of thought is a common denominator among the originators of breakthrough ideas.

And red is not the color of apples or roses or the dresses that pretty girls wear in the summertime. That is not the color of red at all.

In a heavy oppressive atmosphere, when the spirits sink too low, the best cordial is to read over all the letters of one's friends.