Masturbation Quotes

Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.

Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups

It's masturbation for writers to be able to write this absolutely outrageous personality, in a character that you somehow agree with, part of the time, at least.

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.

They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.

The act of writing itself is done in secret, like masturbation.

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic.

Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.

Life is just masturbation in a sense, mentally. What people do is they just create a world out of their self-reflection.

I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation.

[Norman Mailer] is against masturbation, he's against homosexuality. He believes that murder is essentially sexual. I think he's rather an anthology of all the darkest American traits.

The piano bar is the gateway to the halls of masturbation.

What was said about him, what the females needed to believe about him, was just oral masturbation for mouths that needed to be otherwise occupied.

This is a rumour-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation.

Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.

Reading - like masturbation - is something you do alone and very little in life brings more pleasure.

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there’s no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.

Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.

A writer should be able to open a window or two and prompt others to see the world and themselves in a new light. Anything less is just self–indulgence and intellectual masturbation.

A writer should be able to open a window or two for others to see the world and themselves in a new light. Anything less is just self–indulgence and intellectual masturbation.