Lottery Quotes

as long as there is a lottery, we the people of the United States must believe in getting something for nothing.

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

No one makes a million dollars with minimal effort unless they win the lottery.

Life's a lottery, and man should make up his mind to the blanks.

A lottery is the perfect tax...laid only upon the willing.

Marriageable girls as well as mothers understand the terms and perils of the lottery called wedlock. That is why women weep at a wedding and men smile.

I won the family lottery. I come from the best family in the world.

Getting a role in Harry Potter was like winning the lottery. But no one deserves an acting job.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

If by the people you understand the multitude, the hoi polloi, 'tis no matter what they think; they are sometimes in the right, sometimes in the wrong; their judgment is a mere lottery.

If you can measure success in this business based on happiness alone I feel like I've hit the lottery.

He is annoyed with their lack of interest, their blithe ignorance of the arbitrary genetic lottery that has granted them their privileged lives.

When I go to Afghanistan, I realize I've been spared, due to a random genetic lottery, by being born to people who had the means to get out. Every time I go to Afghanistan I am haunted by that.

If I won the lottery tomorrow - which would be a real trick, since I haven't entered - and was independently wealthy for the rest of my life, I'd write comic books, because it's what I like doing.

Winning the lottery is winning the lottery. It's highly unlikely and very unusual.

Ninety percent of what's wrong with you could be cured with a hot bath, says God from the bowels of the subway. but we want magic, to win the lottery we never bought a ticket for.

I don't regret not coming out early. A lot of people felt that I could have been a lottery pick, but we'll never know.

War is a lottery in which nations ought to risk nothing but small amounts.

I'm still in the Dixie Chicks; we haven't broken up... I love the Dixie Chicks; it's the most fun I've ever had in my life. It was like winning the lottery.

It's more a tennis problem than a mental problem. The transition is difficult. It depends how much time you have. Playing on grass can sometimes be a bit of a lottery.

I've always said that it's like being the winner of three separate lottery tickets - getting a pilot, getting the pilot picked up, and having a show that actually lasts.

When you buy a lottery ticket, you don't know how tickets have been sold. But sold they have been. And there is an underlying distribution for the game.

I would like to make it possible for many women and men in Latin America to win the lottery and receive the type of reproductive health services they so urgently need.

I don't really consider myself one of those superstars. I just consider myself a guy that was lucky enough to win the athletic lottery many times over.

We all have won the lottery of life. How do we discharge that responsibility?

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

The state of radio is not great. It's like playing the lottery. The chances of hitting are mind boggling slim.

Being an actor is like winning the lottery. It's not really about your talent, it's right time, right place, right face.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd be like, "Great, let's just keep doing it!" I, unfortunately, have not won the lottery or found the magic genie lamp.

I have won this lottery. It's a gigantic lottery, and it's called Amazon.com. And I'm using my lottery winnings to push us a little further into space.

Sadly, like many times in life, including winning the lottery, we don’t always get what we wish for.

Your oddity is your hottest commodity but you scratch yourself like it's the lottery to reject yourself mentally, spiritually & bodily.

What is the likelihood, of winning the lottery, then lose it all the next day when you step out your front door and get struck by lightning? Probably, very slim, but then anything is possible.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

Luck is not as random as you think.Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.

I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.

It's sad, the lottery. Good projects get funded by it, but there's an air of desperation about it.