Laundry Quotes

I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.

When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.

I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping.

Oh, let there be nothing on earth but laundry, Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam And clear dances done in the sight of heaven.

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.

I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That stuff weighs on my mind.

Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

Whether it's destiny or fate or whatever, I don't think I could do a French Laundry anywhere else.

I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing.

We got the bubble headed bleached blonde comes on at five, She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye, It's interesting when people die give us dirty laundry...

My father's motto has always been 'Room in the heart, room in the house.' As charming as this sounds, it translates into a long line for the bathroom and extra loads of laundry for my mother.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry.

I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich.

Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!

But I live very simply. I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days and I get on with the business of living.

Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.

I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories.

God goes to work with you and does the laundry with you too. There's no place that God is not.

[On being a judge for the 1986 Booker Prize:] I got to the point where I couldn't read a laundry list without considering it for the Booker Prize.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up.

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears.

I'm very parasitic, from my own experiences. I just go and mine my dirty laundry, you know, and go through it until I find something that's interesting enough to me to write a song about.

My life has been in shambles, like my personal relationships, my laundry, paying bills now I have someone who pays my bills and it's always been a challenge because it overwhelms me.

Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah.

I know how to separate my own laundry.

In the past, I had particularly loved her smell. She always smelled freshed, freshly washed or of freshed laundry or fresh sweat or freshly loved

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do.

Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a bit of screaming, a bit of dramatics. Then an exchange of vows.

I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up.

apparel, n.: There are times I don’t mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you.

People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done.

I founded Wang Laboratories . . . to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants.

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again.

It's not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It's that both laundry and television can be delightful.

I let her do some of my laundry and she slipped in a few meals in between, and next thing I remember, she was all moved in.

Find Dad Bust Holy Water Scam Save the World Buy Groceries Do Laundry

[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.

I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.

My laundry list of wants in a partner is basically kindness. I want someone who is kind, and that's kind of where it begins and ends. I'm open to being surprised.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

What's that?" "The laundry basket?" "No, next to it." "I don't see anything next to it." "It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small.

I hang my laundry on the line when I write.

I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have.