Laughing Quotes

By recollecting the pleasures I have had formerly, I renew them, I enjoy them a second time, while I laugh at the remembrance of troubles now past, and which I no longer feel.

I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again!

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

There is no magic cure, no making it all go away forever. There are only small steps upward; an easier day, an unexpected laugh, a mirror that doesn't matter anymore.

Love is like a roller coaster. It can take you to the highest, most spectacular heights or drop you to bottom in seconds. However, even with the risks, love is undoubtedly worth it in the end.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

Whether we laugh or cry, the days are going to pass by. So why not choose to laugh?

Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.

He who laughs last, laughs best.

Hands, are the most honest part of the human body, they cannot lie as laughing eyes and the mouth can.

Laughter is inner jogging.

The blues are three L's - living , loving and hopefully, laughing.

Since things neither exist nor do not exist, are neither real nor unreal, are utterly beyond adopting and rejecting - one might as well burst out laughing.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

I love to see people laugh and I love it more if I can make them laugh.

The best laughs are on the recognition of truth.

I want you to be happy...to laugh, smile and rejoice in order that others may be made happy by you.

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

Take a look at the world and laugh

The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind.

Don't take life too seriously Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit Laugh at it

Big Bang is what made me who I am today. With them, I laugh the most, and I feel like I can achieve things

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

Tread softly, Brathe peacefully, Laugh hysterically.

Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things... one of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority.

He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze.

Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.

The popular gospel of this day, is the laughing-stock of Hell; it dare neither damn the sinner, nor sanctify the saint.

And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.

If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they call you crazy.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.

I go in the sea as little as I can. If there's a girl and I have to accompany her, then obviously I go (laughs)!

We don't laugh because we feel good; we feel good because we laugh.

It’s really hard to hate someone for being different when you’re too busy laughing together.

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

Are you asking me to undress, Tris?' A nervous laugh gurgles from my throat. 'Only ... partially

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

Crying with the wise is better than laughing with the fool.

Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a crushing tragedy with courage, but to meet the petty hazards of the day with a laugh- I really think that requires spirit!

I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.