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If the Martians ever find out how human beings think, they'll kill themselves laughing.


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People and things do not upset us. Rather, we upset ourselves by believing that they can upset us.

People and things do not upset us. Rather, we upset ourselves by believing that they can upset us.



There are three musts that hold us back: I must do well. You must treat me well. And the world must be easy.

There are three musts that hold us back: I must do well. You must treat me well. And the world must be easy.



You mainly feel the way you think.

You mainly feel the way you think.



The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own.

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own.



If you would stop, really stop, damning yourself, others, and unkind conditions, you would find it almost impossible to upset yourself emotionally - about anything. Yes, anything.

If you would stop, really stop, damning yourself, others, and unkind conditions, you would find it almost impossible to upset yourself emotionally - about anything. Yes, anything.



By honestly acknowledging your past errors, but never damning yourself for them, you can learn to use your past for your own future benefit.

By honestly acknowledging your past errors, but never damning yourself for them, you can learn to use your past for your own future benefit.



Stop shoulding on yourself

Stop shoulding on yourself



Neurosis is just a high-class word for whining.

Neurosis is just a high-class word for whining.



The attitude of unconditional self-acceptance is probably the most important variable in their long-term recovery.

The attitude of unconditional self-acceptance is probably the most important variable in their long-term recovery.



The trouble with most therapy is that it helps you feel better. But you don't get better. You have to back it up with action, action, action.

The trouble with most therapy is that it helps you feel better. But you don't get better. You have to back it up with action, action, action.





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Scripture makes it clear that our first love is always to be for our Lord.



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Art and religion are, then, two roads by which men escape from circumstance to ecstacy.

Art and religion are, then, two roads by which men escape from circumstance to ecstacy.



Gorbachev was acutely aware of the [USSR] economic problems, and it was central to all he did. He wanted to change the system in hopes of saving it. In the end he could not.

Gorbachev was acutely aware of the [USSR] economic problems, and it was central to all he did. He wanted to change the system in hopes of saving it. In the end he could not.



One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.'

One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.'



After getting glasses and contacts it was kind of a wow moment that I could definitely see better and on the soccer field it really helped me.

After getting glasses and contacts it was kind of a wow moment that I could definitely see better and on the soccer field it really helped me.



I think you learn. You learn from your mistakes. You learn from things you do and try to stay away from the negatives in your life. I think I've grown.

I think you learn. You learn from your mistakes. You learn from things you do and try to stay away from the negatives in your life. I think I've grown.



Obviously, for the majority of parents and certainly me you gain a million worlds when you have a child. Certainly, it's the thing that's changed my life and made me unbelievably happy.

Obviously, for the majority of parents and certainly me you gain a million worlds when you have a child. Certainly, it's the thing that's changed my life and made me unbelievably happy.



Christians are simply pilgrims who acknowledge their lostness and their desire for help in finding the way.

Christians are simply pilgrims who acknowledge their lostness and their desire for help in finding the way.



But in my heart I knew that just like the new grass, I wasn't strong enough yet to be walked on

But in my heart I knew that just like the new grass, I wasn't strong enough yet to be walked on




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