Kids Quotes

I don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.

I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults.

Like everyone on the set has to take [herpes medication] Valtrex. We hand it out like M&Ms. Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!' It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up.

Rock n' roll was a kid when I was a kid.

My kid is a year and a half old, and I just want to roll around on the floor with him for a little bit and have a normal relationship with my family.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

The moment you have kids, you are prey to judgment, but you also become a judge. You find yourself going, "Can you believe what she did with such-and-such?" at school.

I've always worked with a team of actors and filmmakers ever since I was a kid in Michigan making Super-8 movies.

I was shot in the wrist when I was a kid. Deliberately.

I remember as a kid not ever wanting to have friends around to my house because it was, for want of a better description, disheveled.

We haven't ever known our past. Your kids are no stupider than their grandparents.

I think anybody who has been abused as a kid - and I was abused as a kid, by various people - will say it's irrational because violence is irrational.

My kids are my salvation.... It's a delight to walk in and get charged by a five-year-old and a two-year-old. That'll make you forget the darkness.

When I wake up in the middle of the night when I hear one of my kids coughing or crying, I think about Syria.

I did stand-up for a good number of years while I was still living in New York, and those people primarily knew me as 'the kid stand-up.'

I kind of realize that I have a tendency to choose the kind of films I watched when I was a kid and would go home and pretend with my friends that we were in those movies after we saw them.

I was a kid who liked art and theater and dance and music, but if you lived in Harlem, high culture was somewhere else, and it wasn't black.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

I think so much of what informs us as performers is what we had to endure as kids growing up. I was the youngest in my family. I always got a lot of attention.

As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved?

If all of a sudden someone said, 'You have five more kids,' I'd be totally OK with it.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

I was far too embarrassed to share the experience of Indian food at school. As a kid, you're desperate to fit in, to assimilate in some way, and everything about me stood out.

I used to sing songs from musicals all the time as a kid.

I was a fat girl growing up and had to change schools because kids were so mean.

I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed my three kids in less than five minutes.

Stick with me, kids. It's about to get so good... -A

That's the fairy tale. You meet, you fall in love, you kiss, and neither of you is revolted by it. You get married and have kids and live happily ever after.

I have followed my heart my whole life - the crazy kid, a contrarian by nature, and I've been in trouble in points in my career.

You’re always a kid around your parents… Unless they’re acting like children. Then you don’t get the chance.

When you have a kid, you sign on for the whole package: good, bad, everything in between. you can't just dip in and out, picking and choosing the parts you want and quitting when it's not perfect.

If I didn't have kids, I would be at the theater or the ballet every single night of my life.

I have a full life: I have two amazing kids, I have great friends, great family. And right now, that's plenty for me to manage. A new relationship just seems like way too much work.

Tax dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.

It's a privilege to have kids and not live your life in solitude. But we live in a child-hating culture.

I had a lot of depression as a kid.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

If I have kids, I'll adopt.

If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.

I'm not really the scented envelope kid of girl, preferring instead to send yellow Jiffy-lite mailers packed with whatever song is on my mind.

I was one of those kids who always thought that we should know how the world works around us

I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot

It was always important to me to be that kid who could rock the party as well as rock the English professor's mind.

I'm not sure that I recovered, but I also know that I cannot afford going back yet. I see how much the kids are happier, I guess, here and I think that they might have a better future not hiding.

My mom was always active. She was always an active voter, whether it was local, state, or federal elections. My mom would take us to polling locations when we were kids.

I did theater as a kid, more of an after-school program. But every night I would put on a movie and fall asleep to it.

If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type of person upon whom pranks were pulled.

I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing.