Ifs Quotes

if a man would make his world large, he must be always making himself small.

All the exaggerations are right, if they exaggerate the right thing.

If a good cartoonist can make a living making his comics, he'll continue to do that; the lesser insincere cartoonist that gets a lot of press will fall by the wayside eventually.

I'm basically stubborn. If anyone disapproved of my being influenced by comics, I simply ignored them.

Sometimes if you let people do things to you, you're really doing it to them.

I couldn't throw a knuckleball if my life depended on it.

If you spend a lot of time on sportsmanship, you're going to spend a lot of time losing.

If you're not enjoying yourself, you can't really look as if you are.

If the 70's freed our inhibitions, what good did it do?

What's the point if you make something that's not you, and you're successful? You have to perform it the rest of your life.

Use what you've got. What you need is usually there if you can see it and if you have the courage to use it.

What would happen if we listened to children as much as we talked to them?

If we're isolated, we come to feel powerless when we're not.

There's no point in working if I'm not involved and interested.

If you have health, you have everything.

If your child's gonna be a star it's going to happen and just let it happen.

You will find peace and happiness if you will live the gospel.

If history teaches anything, it teaches humility.

I can look at a fur and tell if it's good or not.

There can be neither beauty, nor trust, nor security between a man and a woman if there is not truth.

If one isn't parsimonious before Christmas one can't be munificent when it arrives.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.

If you're going to be typed, there are worse molds in which you can be cast.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.

God can get tiny, if we're not careful.

If a woman has one cat, it will invariably turn into 20.

I say if you fight terrorism, it's based in fear, but if you promote peace, it's based on hope.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

If you can't keep quiet, shut up!

If you stop, you'll lose everything. You've got to keep going.

I can tell really early on in a painting if I'm going to toss it or not.

If Jesus had been a hunchback, they could hardly have nailed him to the cross.

I'm not being analytical. I just create everything intuitively. If you're too analytical, what you're doing probably ends up being too specific.

But if you couldn't do everything, did that mean you did nothing?

Some Jungian or Freudian would tell me I'm just trying to go back to the womb... at gunpoint, if necessary.

If I'm exhausted, physically and particularly emotionally, I can't tell what's good and I can't tell what's bad and I'm useless.

If you're not Prince, you're never going to sound like Prince.

Never drink if you've got any work to do. Never.

If you are a really good marathoner, you have to run New York.

We can have peace, but if we continue to hold out, we can obtain more.

I wonder if there is anything to discover.

If I have anything, it's tenacity.

I'm a much better mother at 46... than if I were like, 21 or 25.

If faith produce no works, I see That faith is not a living tree.

Now, if we only had as many casks of butter as there are people here, then I would eat lots of butter!

I have the sense that if I push too hard or too far into memory I’ll come apart.

If you don't meet the standards, then you don't qualify.

Dill if you don't hush I'll knock you bowlegged.