Humour Quotes
What is the point of living forever if you are stuck on a permanent diet of leaves and twigs?
...if you want to add a little spice to your life, plant some dill. And learn to salsa.
For a tiny instant Faith wondered whether it would benefit the doctor's investigation if he experienced a cliff fall first-hand.
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”"Don't vote. It just encourages them....
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.
The Sufi saying has it: "God, to the bee, is something which has TWO stings!
The object of Sufi preparatory study, however, being to illustrate, expose and out-manoeuvre superficial ambition.
If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.
I was bored stiff while reading this. I got so bored I wanted to slit my wrists to see how my flatmate would react.
Mincemeat is decidedly British in its nature and can therefore be disregarded entirely where most civilized palates are concerned.
The art of writing involves making as many cups of tea as you can in the time available for writing. Then adding extra time for writing...
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
Lipstick?" He arched a brow."I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade, " I respond, de
There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was.
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
And then, despite the fact that A. J. does not believe in God, he closes his eyes and thanks whomever, the higher power, with all his porcupine heart.
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
Get away from me, ” she cried. “What are you?” “Death, ” Lok answered menacingly. Brooke looked at him in horror. “Haha, just kidding.
A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.
The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
Okay, so how does this work exactly?" I ask as we walk toward his car. "Do we float down the bayou in rowboat while little critters sing 'Kiss the Girl'.
After all, there was something rather pleasant in knowing that you were misunderstood. It made you feel different from everyone else.
I flinch. Maybe you have to be male to understanding that castration can't be reduced to finger-scissors and some onomatopoeia.
Here! Turn left, I know a short cut through Barons Court."We spend the next twenty minutes mired in roadworks in Barons Court with a bunch of other people who know Edie's short cut.
So a good man can be a bad Christian?""I suppose so.""Then a bad man, " I said, "can be a good Christian?
You're upset, you're cold, and you're wet, wouldn't you rather discuss all this over a pot of hot tea?" Yes, but I wasn't going to say so.
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.
There's our excuse... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!
Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington.
Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.
You talk like we're in open warfare." "Aren't we?" The man blew on his tea. "You're pointing a gun at something." "I'm annoyed.
The pressures of business relationships: so I tell the guy I usually have my tea time at 10 o’clock every morning. He calls me at noon (very upset) because I didn’t meet him on the golf course.
What is Gornite? Why can't you heat it? Will it make you laugh? - I hope so
I stifled a yawn. "It's too early to be such an asshat Daniel.
Peabody pursed her lips. "You're really mean today." "Yes. Yes, I am." Eve took a deep gulp of hideous air, and smiled. "I feel good about that.
