Humor Quotes
L shot Maki a disappointed look. But soon he forgot everything when Misa Amane appeared onstage. Enraptured he began to cheer with the girls in black lace and frilly skirts.
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.
No person of quality ever remembers social restrictions save when considering how most piquantly to break them.
There are essentially three types of people: those who love life more than they fear it, those who fear life more than they love it, and those who have no clue what I'm talking about.
I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further.
Young men speak about the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future.
But you have read Madame Bovary?' (I'd never heard of her books.) 'No.
My God, the corruptions of literature. It put all these notions into our heads.
As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight.
It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.
Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay?
Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.
It is one of the major tragedies that nothing is more discomforting than the hearty affection of the Old Friends who never were friends.
I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.
Chocolate, coffee, and ice cream were far more reliable when it came to providing a good time, and at least they would never disappoint me.
Rule #3 - It's okay to believe yourself better than the rest of the planet, so long as you keep it to yourself.
I might be half Derek's size, but I was the one who sounded like a two-hundred-pound beast plowing through the woods.
Within a science fictional space, memory and regret are, when taken together, the set of necessary and sufficient elements required to produce a time machine.
Kim was more than a little inclined to snarl at him, but in the past few days she had learned that snarling at Mairelon did little good. He simply smiled and corrected her grammar.
My understanding of magic is fairly straightforward. Hit enemies with a sword until they’re dead. If they rise again, hit them again. Repeat as necessary. It worked against Set.
Sometimes it's the tiniest things that can mean the difference between life and death.
I don't know what I'd do without you. There's no one else to look after me. And it's not just that. I sometimes think you're the only person who really knows me. I only feel normal when I'm with you.
It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.
I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.
Find out what people want to do, then tell them to do it. They'll think you're a genius.