Humor Quotes
Oh my…!Love can be troubled somber, mournful and yet subtle and precise. Love is a chaotic thing, my dear!
Many have balls but only a few have heart.
The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.
Err, sorry Father Abbot. I tripped y'see. Trod on my Abbot, Father Habit. Oh dear, I mean....
Your Majesty, ” Durzo said gravely. “A man of your stature’s cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears.” - Durzo Blint
Well, come back and have tea with us, " saidMoon-Face. "Silky's got some Pop Biscuits -andI've made some Google Buns. I don't often makethem-and I tell you they're a treat!
Assassination is an art, milord, and I am the city’s most accomplished artist - Durzo Blint
I understand the gist of your speculation, ' said Rhialto. 'It is most likely nuncupatory.
An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.
You need to have faith and trust, Moira.""And a little bit of pixie dust?
So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire’s coffin? - Shella
When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.
Well, the only reason we’re friends is because you can rock a tweed suit, ” she informed, tone mock serious. “So if you want to keep me around, I expect more tweed.
Shut the front door!” Jenna exclaimed.Andrew disappeared into the foyer, and when he returned, his eyebrows were furrowed in confusion. “The door is shut?
Awe! Leaving so soon?” Gabby said sweetly, holding the door open. “I was just about to pull out the gun for you to play single-player Russian Roulette.
When I look at my bookcase and see the books upon the shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.
A female dragon’s tail is of the utmost importance to her. Male dragons find them irresistible. After all where do you think the term ‘Getting some tail’ came from?
Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'.'Twenty-eight strides', said Friendly.'What?''The drop'.A brief pause, 'That is not helpful'.
But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do.Drop dead.Aw, you say the most romantic things.
One becomes sated with platitudes no less than honey, so that one often breaks another's bones in one's vexation.
Only in Xanth would parents see a dragon looming over their children and depart with confidence.
Just think of it as a picnic with guns and monsters instead of mosquitoes and ants. Do we have fun or what?
Kumquats?I've had a few.But then again, tofu dementia.
I love Carlos like the weird, half-dead son I never particularly wanted
Helianthus snorted. “Olorun is like his mother: he will only change as the face of a rock changes. But . . . I think he missed you.
Someday my prince will come, ” she lamented softly, “too fast.
I… I can’t. I wish I were a little bolder.”“What for?” the Hatter asked. “Being a small rock wouldn’t be much fun.
That which does not kill you ... probably isn't close enough, so just start running.
Big changes could come quickly, and he wondered what else might happen to his heart while he wasn't paying attention.
So far I had the god of evil and the god of terror on my side. My good-guy image was taking a serious beating. Maybe I should recruit some unicorns or kittens with rainbow powers to even us out.
A wolf is clever-clever-clever, and they are as faithful as a debt unpaid.
I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.
Oh. Sure. It makes perfect sense. Zane is a wolf because his father is an eagle.
You've never had wok-seared spicy broccoli until you've had takeout trans-temporal wok-seared spicy broccoli delivered by a copy of yourself.
