Humor Quotes
One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.
Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.
Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.
Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.
Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be.
Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with.
US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army.
Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for.
To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants.
It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.
If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.
Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Failure is something you experience on your way to success - unless you're a skydiver.
It's hard to sleep when you have thirty two million quids worth of stolen jewellery hidden under the mattress.
If it’s taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift.
it seems politicians projected the powerful brand called Ambedkar, rather than his ideologies. Like the ad says 'name is enough.
If you were given the chance to be reborn after your death, buy you could only come back as a squirrel, would you complain?
Once upon a time, there was a Zen signat every small railway crossing in AmericaStop. Look. And listen.
Be careful, ' I hissed, then released him. 'Keep one eye on your back, and two on your best friend.''That's three eyes.''You'll need four to survive what's coming, ' I said.
For a tiny instant Faith wondered whether it would benefit the doctor's investigation if he experienced a cliff fall first-hand.
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.
If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.
Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.
The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.
We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...
From the people who brought you "zero tolerance, " I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay atten
