Hangover Quotes

Michael Winter’s fiction is a lot like hearing him talk about his life… harrowing in an after-the-fact hilarious way. Full of wonder and mystery. A hangover you wouldn’t miss for the world.

My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever.

The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover

Might let him take it home and slaughter that/ He got friends for all of my friends/ They ain't leaving 'till we say when/ And we gon' hangover the next day.

I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover.

time stood still. I fell into that beloved space that writers fall into, the reason most write, as it's better than drugs or alcohol ... a high without hangover, an affair without pain.

Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning with the same smile as it did on Saturday night.

I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher.

He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit.

The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.

I make decisions to do movies based on the cast. I'd just been working with Zach Galifianakis on 'The Hangover', and I was thinking, I've got to find something to do with this guy immediately.

He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.

It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover.

Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments?

I was a hangover of that era where they’d say “Take off that medal! Is that a St. Christopher medal? You’re going to lose your audience with that.”

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash.

The piano song that I do in the movie [The Hangover], it's a great example, that was never - that wasn't in the script.

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.

There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.

I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment.

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

When you consider how many millions of workdays begin with hangovers great and small, it is mildly ­surprising to find how few real descriptions of the experience our literature can boast.

You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.

And didst thou imbibe mighty potions from the fruit of the grape (...)? And hast thou one Ache, this morning (...) appertaining unto Head, and much repentance in thy Soul forsooth?

The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning.

6 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, and I still don’t know which month it was thenor what day it is now.Blurred out linesfrom hangovers to coffeeanother vagabond lost to love.

Love gives the best of highsBut also the worst of hangovers.

Love, doesn't need any stamp of society to prove itself, it just happens

My name is Catbug. What’s yours?

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.

Thanks liver... you are a champ!