Ike Barinholtz Quotes

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.

Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.

My mentality is: I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat a lot of food, and then I'm going to complain about it when I see myself on camera.

Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog's name, but I love dogs.