Guy Quotes

Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.

I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers.

In my writers' room, which is mostly men, I get a lot of questions like "What would be the quickest way to pass as a seemingly normal guy between the ages of twenty-five and forty years old?"

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

My dad is this very sensible guy who never let me feel that anything was beyond my station.

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.

I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I realized he like cherries just. That joke is ridiculous.

I know how it feels when you're coming into a new situation, that the other guys won the election.

I met a guy yesterday, 7 feet tall. Yeah, handsome, great big guy, 7 feet tall! ... I figured he had to be in sport, but he wasn't in sport.

Republicans spent too much money, borrowed too much money, earmarked too much. In this race, I'm the only guy who hasn't spent time in Washington.

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys.

All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same.

It’s perfectly natural for me to sit down and talk about meditating and spiritual practice with my friends. But then I realize, how would it sound to a drunk cynical guy in London?

You're a watchful guy. you know where that comes from?" I shook my head. "It comes from feeling out of place," he said. "Believe me. I know.

I'm not sure if guys are supposed to read Vanity Fair. I feel very metrosexual with it but am not sure it's in my comfort zone.

One thing about Guantánamo, beyond anything else, is the commitment against all odds to allow Americans to view themselves as the good guy, no matter what the situation is.

I think that it is real important for someone to be really honest and open emotionally. I'm really an emotional person. If I'm that way and the guy isn't that way I just really feel like a jerk.

I hope I can always be counted on to get a hit or get a guy in-to be an even keel in the lineup.

I'm an R&B and Hip-Hop type guy. When I work out, which I do at least four or five times a week, I love to get the latest Hip-Hop because it really pumps me up and inspires me to get that workout on.

Don't treat good guys like you treat bad guys.

I don't wanna get into that space where a lot of guys now, their solo album is like eight or 10 songs with other people, you don't get an idea of who this guy is. I just wasn't interested in that.

Allen Ginsberg was a remarkable guy. He was himself. He was an original.

A lot of times you'll do a movie, and you'll be working with adults with families and kids and stuff. There's a level - you guys aren't going to be hanging out every second, you know?

I have to get the whole sense of the guy for me to be turned on by him, for me to actually like him. I like someone that has motivation and is really dedicated to something.

A lot of guys go in immediately for status, as opposed to comfort and allowing their home to tell a story about them.

Castle is a guy living in a fantasy world. He's in his imagination, writing these stories of murder.

I'm strictly a one-project-at-a-time kind of guy. If I came up with a compelling idea for a different book while working on a project, I'd probably abandon the first project and go with the new idea.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

[Before introducing the nominees for best animated film] If you're at the awards party with the guys who made the Lego Movie, now would be a good time to distract them.

When it comes to meeting and attracting women, many men are resigned and complacent. We figure some guys were born with that particular power and other guys weren't. I wasn't.

I always try to get behind the guy steering the ship. That's the kind of guy I am.

I turned to the Times crossword puzzle and asked Kate, “What’s the definition of a moderate Arab?” “I don’t know.” “A guy who ran out of ammunition.

There's a guy in California who was voting 24 years after he died. I mean, so to suggest to us that people who are concerned about honest elections are somehow nutty, I think, is a mistake.

In the end, the country is going the say, You know, whatever [Donald] Trump's weaknesses may be, he's a sincere guy trying very hard to get this country back on the right track.

Collaboration is risky. If it fails, if the occupation is wound up prematurely and the bad guys come back to power, you might find yourself in some serious trouble.

What? You don't think he's cute?" "I didn't really notice." "How can you not notice when a guy is cute?" Melody stared at her in disbelief.

Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else.

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus.

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

I do a lot of yoga. There's more and more guys getting into yoga these days, and I find that helps me as well.

I mean you're so shy & I'm lovin your tie You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye

Excuse me you're a hell of a guy You know I really got a thing for American guys

Guy Pearce is very precise and clear about understanding the rhythm and the music of a scene.

A guy once told me that I sound like I’m a little ahead of myself. I can’t wait to thank him at the Oscars.

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

Guys are so transparent most of the time. Unless, of course, they're dating you, in which case they are utter mysteries.

We're really hard on ourselves and just need to relax more. A lot of guys really prefer you more natural. That's from experience.