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Funny Sleep Quotes: "Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy."

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.



Funny Sleep Quotes: "It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas"

It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas




Funny Sleep Quotes: "Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar."

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.



Funny Sleep Quotes: "Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy."

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.




Funny Sleep Quotes: "Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep."

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.



Funny Sleep Quotes: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised."

Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.



Funny Sleep Quotes: "No man is greater than his respect for sleep."

No man is greater than his respect for sleep.




Funny Sleep Quotes: "I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know."

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.



Funny Sleep Quotes: "I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall."

I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall.



Funny Sleep Quotes: "You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny."

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.



Funny Sleep Quotes: "When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep."

When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.



Funny Sleep Quotes: "Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore."

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.




Funny Sleep Quotes: "He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day."

He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day.