Funny Quotes
Graves leaned forward, eyeing me. “Hey, Dru. You were French-kissing awinged snake. Creeptastic.
We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences?
I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window.
life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, or scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged!
I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.
It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart
I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.
I could still box your ears.”“Nonsense, ” he scoffed. “You couldn’t reach that high.
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.
This was getting bloody ridiculous, he thought savagely. If she became any more adorable, endearing, or delectable, something was going to get broken.Most likely his heart.
Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.
You know it feels good. I can hardly geta…I don’t even…”There was something amusing about watching him trying to form a coherent sen-tence. Amusing, but arousing at the sametime.
Jean-Baptiste Say may have coined the term 'entrepreneur' but he totally missed the opportunity to put it on a t-shirt and sell it.
Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.
Unless the object of the singer’s affection is a vampire, surely what Hart means is unphotogenic. Only vampires are unphotographable, but affectionate ‘-enic’ rhymes are hard to come by.
As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.
Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.
For most vampires, it's an automatic response - scent blood, fangs drop.
How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing.
I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
It’s just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
This cat is looking at me with judgment.”“He’s not, ” said Jules. “That’s just his face.”“You look at me the same way, ” Mark said, glancing at Julian. “Judgy face.
God (mentally on my knees), if I can just get through this night, I'll come to church. On Christmas. Every fifteen years. For the next fifteen years. So once.
Lia caught sight of it immediately and glared at him. "You gave me your word. You swore you wouldn't tell him.""I'm a mass murderer, " he said pointedly. "Not exactly trustworthy.
One of these days I'm gonna beat him in the face with the butt of my service revolver until an eyeball pops out. These are the thoughts that keep me happy.
Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
Why waste the space on a stack of half-read books and periodicals, when you could turn your nightstand into a tactical toolbox?
Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever.
Like, when you kiss him, POW, he gets hit by a bear. Totally not your fault. You shouldn't feel bad about that. It's not your bear.
It is not what they say, but the reaction that tells you everything you need to know.
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her
The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!' Skulduggery nodded. 'Just got back.
Jace: Herondale, on the other hand, is melodic. Dulcet, one might say. Think of the sound of 'Clary Herondale.'Clary: Oh, my god, that sounds horrible.Jace: We all must sacrifice for love.
