Funny Inspirational Quotes

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead...While you do not know life, how can you know about death

In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.

Questions are creative acts of intelligence.

I think the hard part is over. Now it's time for us to play.

Convey your passion and link your strengths to measurable results. Employers and interviewers love concrete data.

I know when things are going to get me a little nervous, because nervous to me feels good.

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki

I have always sensed the exhilaration and independence of being self-propelled. Besides, you can jog while pushing a baby carriage. Maybe I'm a product of Wonder Woman comic books

Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.

When everything is coming your way, youre probably in the wrong lane.

Out of a hundred years a few minutes were made that stayed with me, not a hundred years.

My father was on the faculty in the Chemistry Department of Harvard University; my mother had one year of graduate work in physics before her marriage.

I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

If Diane Modahl was 40 times over the testosterone limit she'd have a deep voice and we'd all be calling her Barry White.

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.

I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.

To know that one knows what one knows, and to know that one doesn't know what one doesn't know, there lies true wisdom.

The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking finger of the clock.

A truly international field, no Britons involved.

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl

We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind

And with alphabetical irony Nigeria follows New Zealand

The late start is due to the time.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

It's sort of like, our bodies are designed to keep moving, and when we don't move it, we're not going to feel great.

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

After being impaled by a javelin, while officiating- I'm doing fine now, just resting and hanging around.

My new years resolution? I will be less laz.

I used to own a dingy and can still sail one if pushed, but I like the pleasure boats.

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

My graduate studies were carried out at the California Institute of Technology.

Sailing is a completely new sport for me and I wasn't sure what to expect but I've definitely got the bug.

Karch inspired his partners, his opponents and the world of volleyball players to be better than they were, to be great... In the end, who could do more for a sport than that?

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.

The truth is that I am not a frump... I just enjoy being laid back.

I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front

Steve Ovett, Sebastian Coe, Steve Cram - the vanguard of our cream

Cram nailed his colours to the mast and threw down the Great Pretender

The American's head are on their chins a little bit at the moment

Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier