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Funeral Quotes: "I got so many emails and text messages, my phone blew up because it couldn't handle everybody. It's like almost being at your own funeral because of the way the headline read."

I got so many emails and text messages, my phone blew up because it couldn't handle everybody. It's like almost being at your own funeral because of the way the headline read.



Funeral Quotes: "Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion."

Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.




Funeral Quotes: "Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral."

Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral.



Funeral Quotes: "When words are most empty, tears are most apt."

When words are most empty, tears are most apt.




Funeral Quotes: "In the United States large corporations control some members of Congress. All this does is delay the corporation’s funeral at our expense."

In the United States large corporations control some members of Congress. All this does is delay the corporation’s funeral at our expense.



Funeral Quotes: "A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world."

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world.



Funeral Quotes: "Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines."

Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.




Funeral Quotes: "Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy."

Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy.



Funeral Quotes: "Life's errors cry for the merciful beauty that can modulate their isolation into a harmony with the whole."

Life's errors cry for the merciful beauty that can modulate their isolation into a harmony with the whole.



Funeral Quotes: "A piano store looks like a funeral parlor for music."

A piano store looks like a funeral parlor for music.



Funeral Quotes: "The death of every art form seems imminent at least once in every century; but while the very funeral arrangements go forward, some child is born who is Michelangelo, Picasso, Yeats."

The death of every art form seems imminent at least once in every century; but while the very funeral arrangements go forward, some child is born who is Michelangelo, Picasso, Yeats.



Funeral Quotes: "The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead."

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.




Funeral Quotes: "It is these black clothes," said Strange. "I am like a leftover piece of funeral, condemned to walk about the Town, frightening people into thinking of their own mortality."

It is these black clothes," said Strange. "I am like a leftover piece of funeral, condemned to walk about the Town, frightening people into thinking of their own mortality.



Funeral Quotes: "The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it."

The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.



Funeral Quotes: "To die or not to die ... we really don't have a choice. We can therefore only take care of our life-body, until the fullness of time and being ends our existence on earth."

To die or not to die ... we really don't have a choice. We can therefore only take care of our life-body, until the fullness of time and being ends our existence on earth.



Funeral Quotes: "And funerals are pretty compared to deaths."

And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.



Funeral Quotes: "Cheerfulness is the daughter of employment; and I have known a man come home in high spirits from a funeral, merely because he has had the management of it."

Cheerfulness is the daughter of employment; and I have known a man come home in high spirits from a funeral, merely because he has had the management of it.



Funeral Quotes: "With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage."

With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage.



Funeral Quotes: "I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high."

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.



Funeral Quotes: "Life's too short for a funeral."

Life's too short for a funeral.



Funeral Quotes: "Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead."

Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.



Funeral Quotes: "Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time."

Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time.



Funeral Quotes: "What seems to us but dim funeral tapers may be heaven's distant lamps."

What seems to us but dim funeral tapers may be heaven's distant lamps.



Funeral Quotes: "If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?"

If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?



Funeral Quotes: "The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven! No more deathbed vigils or funerals. The hearse will have made its last journey."

The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven! No more deathbed vigils or funerals. The hearse will have made its last journey.



Funeral Quotes: "Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes."

Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes.



Funeral Quotes: "never write a line you'd be ashamed to read at your own funeral."

never write a line you'd be ashamed to read at your own funeral.



Funeral Quotes: "I just think that funerals are a lot like death itself. You can have your wishes, your plans, but at the end of the day, it's out of your control."

I just think that funerals are a lot like death itself. You can have your wishes, your plans, but at the end of the day, it's out of your control.



Funeral Quotes: "You can't choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral."

You can't choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral.



Funeral Quotes: "People are usually pretty hungry after a funeral. I guess it's because we all realize that time is running out and we better eat all we can. Please don't mention that to my mother."

People are usually pretty hungry after a funeral. I guess it's because we all realize that time is running out and we better eat all we can. Please don't mention that to my mother.



Funeral Quotes: "The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral."

The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.



Funeral Quotes: "It's often said that life is strange. But compared to what?"

It's often said that life is strange. But compared to what?



Funeral Quotes: "Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are."

Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are.



Funeral Quotes: "...an everlasting funeral marches round your heart."

...an everlasting funeral marches round your heart.



Funeral Quotes: "When Malcolm X was assassinated I was working at the Apollo. They brought his body to the Unity Funeral Home, which was around the corner."

When Malcolm X was assassinated I was working at the Apollo. They brought his body to the Unity Funeral Home, which was around the corner.



Funeral Quotes: "Death is a mighty mediator. There all the flames of rage are extinguished, hatred is appeased, and angelic pity, like a weeping sister, bends with gentle and close embrace over the funeral urn."

Death is a mighty mediator. There all the flames of rage are extinguished, hatred is appeased, and angelic pity, like a weeping sister, bends with gentle and close embrace over the funeral urn.



Funeral Quotes: "The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail."

The man who is too set to change is dead already. The funeral is a mere detail.



Funeral Quotes: "Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead."

Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead.



Funeral Quotes: "You may need to refresh"

You may need to refresh



Funeral Quotes: "An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral."

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral.



Funeral Quotes: "Funerals prove that someone is really gone."

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.



Funeral Quotes: "I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky."

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.



Funeral Quotes: "I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic."

I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic.



Funeral Quotes: "One day you will disappear on a funeral pyre - just into nothingness, as smoke."

One day you will disappear on a funeral pyre - just into nothingness, as smoke.



Funeral Quotes: "Eerily, the coronation was kind of a reverse of Tatianaʹs funeral. What was the old saying? The queen is dead. Long live the queen"

Eerily, the coronation was kind of a reverse of Tatianaʹs funeral. What was the old saying? The queen is dead. Long live the queen



Funeral Quotes: "My idea of man's chief end was to enrich the world with things of beauty, and have a fairly good time myself while doing so."

My idea of man's chief end was to enrich the world with things of beauty, and have a fairly good time myself while doing so.



Funeral Quotes: "I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings."

I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.



Funeral Quotes: "When I'm dead I don't want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive."

When I'm dead I don't want a funeral. I want people to remember me alive.



Funeral Quotes: "Western funerals: black hearses, and black horses, and fast-fading flowers. Why should black be the colour of death? Why not the colours of a sunset?"

Western funerals: black hearses, and black horses, and fast-fading flowers. Why should black be the colour of death? Why not the colours of a sunset?