Ex Wife Quotes

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

Stephen Fry is a master exponent of the English tongue. Some people might think that he is the most irritating man in Britain, but my wife and I love him all the same.

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.

For many weeks after [my wife] died, I could not get used to the feeling of coldness and lifelessness on her side of the bed - and it was even worse when they took the body away and buried her.

Old wives' tales are not enough in a day when old wives and old men, too, are constantly moving away from their labours.

The soul's a sort of sentimental wife, That prays and whimpers of the higher life.

The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me, and a matter of bewilderment for my wife.

I imagined that the priestly ceremony was perfect sanctification, and that the sin of sins was for either husband or wife to be false to that relation.

So darlin' if your wonderin' why I brought you here tonight I wanna be your husband I want you to be my wife I ain't got much to give you but what I got means everything Its my last name

Working in film, if you work with great directors, you learn that after every take you must let go. Sitting with my wife at the Academy Awards, we both let the moment just go.

I am a historian. With the exception of being a wife and mother, it is who I am. And there is nothing I take more seriously.

My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.

My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese.

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

My wife is Dutch and very independent. She never wanted or needed to be married.

Memorizing dialogue has always come easy and quickly to me. My wife Eileen is also very helpful. She gives me choices, and asks me questions, and runs my lines with me.

Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist.

If I wanted to see your emails or your wife's phone, all I have to do is use intercepts. I can get your emails, passwords, phone records, credit cards.

I am imperfect in a million ways, but I always thought I was the kind of woman, the kind of wife to whom a husband would be faithful.

My wife and I just prefer Seattle. It's a beautiful city. Great setting. You open your front door in the morning and the air smells like pine and the sea, as opposed to bus exhaust.

You surely know that in the course of a long marriage it is not unusual for a husband or a wife to develop a crush on someone else.

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife.

I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I go. I'm paying the normal rate of tax on the money I take out for myself.

When I was young, my father was lord Of a small kingdom: a wife, a garden, Kids for whom his word was Word. It took years for my view to harden, To shrink him to human size.

Come, let us choose us wives from among the children of men and beget us children.

I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've always felt blessed.

As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything.

The mass of the people commence life with no other capital than the union of head, hearts and hands. To the benefit of this best of capital the wife has no right.

A second wife is hateful to the children of the first; A viper is not more hateful.

A lazy man's wife is generally the power behind the drone.

There is nothing I have to reflect on that gives me more satisfaction than the fact that my life is insured for the benefit of my Dear Wife and children.

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.

She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.

I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road.

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

We know how powerful our mother was when we were little, but is our wife that powerful to us now? Must we relive our great deed of escape from Mama with every other woman in our life?

No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out.

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.

I was at one time a football wife, and there is a certain level of bonding that happens between women who are the wives of football players.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

You are so pure in mind and heart, In aspect, too, so mild, I wonder that you ever could Implant your wife with child.

It takes as much discipline to be a mother and a wife as it does to do anything else.

One might say I have decided to marry the silence of the forest. The sweet dark warmth of the whole world will have to be my wife.

I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we don't see each other much.

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.

I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother.

I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.