Dumb Quotes

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

Without philosophy, history is always for me dead and dumb.

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president.

As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. —New York, Sept. 26, 2007

My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.

I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake.

Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.

You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all about.

He [Barack Obama] was light-skinned with no Negro dialect.

Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction. Be heroes in an army of construction.

Many have genius, but, wanting art, are forever dumb. The two must go together to form the great poet, painter, or sculptor.

Passion is born deaf and dumb.

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

O thou, whose days are yet all spring, Faith, blighted once, is past retrieving; Experience is a dumb, dead thing; The victory's in believing.

God is not dumb, that he should speak no more; If thou hast wanderings in the wilderness And find'st not Sinai, 'tis thy soul is poor.

I don't really find a problem with technology or television, or anything. I'm a product of it. I grew up watching TV, and I don't think I'm too dumb or too crazy.

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?

With silence only as their benediction, God's angels come Where in the shadow of a great affliction, The soul sits dumb!

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

They don't understand that I'm just choosing to be dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm just choosing not to be smart at the moment, but if I put in effort, then I could be really smart, but I choose not to.

I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy... I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV. I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!

Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll be because of me.

But I remember one thing: it wasn't me that started acting deaf; it was people that first started acting like I was too dumb to hear or see or say anything at all

The day is done. I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy.

If you call painting dumb poetry, the painter may call poetry blind painting.

Don't text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing. Just, because also - also - it lights up your big dumb face.

Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

Smart girls know how to play tennis, piano, and dumb.

Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.

A pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb.

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

I don't know, man, I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.

I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

The world is full of dumb paperwork.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

I don't really think, I just walk.

No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from it.