Dumb Quotes

Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.

He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise.

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb.

He knew one thing for sure, though. Whatever happened, Matt would have some handy excuse. He'd make up some story or change an old one, find some dumb quote to explain it all.

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?

Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race. When asked what went wrong, Perry said, I guess America is not ready to elect a dumb guy from Texas. But in time.

The idea that bigger haystacks have more needles in them is dumb on its face

The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.

We are breaking new ground in the territory of dumb with Shooting Fish. Dumb, but in good taste. Silly, but not ridiculous.

You are never as smart as you look when you win and you are never as dumb as you look as you lose.

All this talk of using tax policy to 'assess social costs'...what a dumb idea. The only way to stop polluters is to put them against walls and shoot them.

When everything is visible and appears to be dumb, that's when the details take on larger meanings.

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow

CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.

George W. Bush has a new campaign slogan: "A reformer with results." I don't know what it means [but] I think it's better than his old campaign slogan: "A dumb guy with connections.

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.

I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care

I don't want to write melodies anymore. I can only write really simple, dumb caveman melodies.

An all encompassing uncertainty on the part of any person is either a sign of utter stupidity or extreme intelligence. Only the not so dumb, or the not so smart, are ever certain about anything.

It's literally murder on the dancefloor.

I have to deal with some dumb folks. It's a real drag.

That's not free market when companies go out and move and sell back into America. No, that's the dumb market, O.K.? That's the dumb market.

I'm one of the few dumb Jewish doctors.

The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb.

No one will grieve because your lips are dumb.

Poor cow, you'll get your dumb man. You'll see your whole life coming at you in the back of his hand.

If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.

I really enjoyed working on 'Dumb & Dumberer' with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to act together.

A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive.

sometimes i wish i'd been an englishman; american life is so damned dumb and stupid and healthy

Then bless thy secret growth, nor catch At noise, but thrive unseen and dumb; Keep clean, be as fruit, earn life, and watch, Till the white-wing'd reapers come.

God decided to create a species with whom he could have fellowship. Who are we to say that evolution was a dumb way to do it? It was an incredibly elegant way to do it.

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

There is a world of deaf, dumb and blind people out there, who are shuffling through their lives, not knowing how wonderful life can be. They have their moments, but they are very unconscious.

Fair Game Theory: If you are dumb enough to be drained by people then you are fair game.

People are just dumb. They misunderstand.

The camera's dumb, it don't [sic] care who's pushing the button. It doesn't know.

In a world of dumb terminals and telephones, networks had to be smart. But in a world of smart terminals, networks have to be dumb.

Put the 'off' button on.

If you think is was an accident, applaud.

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. ?Bet you the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

Sometimes Harvey Weinstein will let me use the Miramax jet if I'm opening a supermarket for him.

I don't want to be rich and I don't want to be famous.

I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story.

One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert.

During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well.

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver.

Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I'm so tired.