Dumb Quotes

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.

There is a great life-giving, warming power called Love, which exists in human hearts dumb and unseen, but which has no real life, no warming power, till set free by expression.

Show me a man who feels bitterly toward John Brown, and let me hear what noble verse he can repeat. He'll be as dumb as if his lips were stone.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

America eats its youth like reptiles...Educat e yourself before they dumb you down.

I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board

Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really teaching the kids to be slaves.

I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn't unordinary; I wasn't extraordinary.

You can do anything when you're famous. That's why famous people are so dumb.

I dumb down for my audience and double my dollars...

Criminals are dumb as stumps. If they were smart they could go be investment bankers. Or judges.

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice....sure it does...but only if you're too dumb to move.

I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many people out there that would agree

The fine emotions whence our lives we mold Lie in the earthly tumult dumb and cold.

You know, people think you have to be dumb to skip rope for 45 minutes. No, you have to be able to imagine something else. While you're skipping rope, you have to be able to see something else.

I had a lot of it in my day, but I don't like it. It's a dumb drug. Your whole concentration goes on getting the next fix. I find caffeine easier to deal with.

Oh, Homer! You don't have to play dumb anymore! You're not at school now.

When you're a little bit dumb and naive things get done that no one believed could be done.

But she was seventeen now and not actually dumb. She knew that you could love somebody more than anything and still not love the person all that much, if you were busy with other things.

I will wait for Cleopatra, for I know my time must come. And I'm getting ready for wherever she'll be at-tra, cause I'm getting stronger now and not so dumb.

It's a wise person, I guess, who knows he's dumb, and an honest person who knows he's a liar. And it's a dumb person, I guess, whose convinced he's wise...-Bob Slocum

All disputation makes the mind deaf; and when people are deaf, I am dumb.

If we wish for mercy ourselves, we must show mercy to all dumb animals.

Everyone [of my kids] can ride a bike now, so the park has had a big resurgence in our life. We also play a lot of dumb drawing games.

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.

There were only two kinds of people in our town. ―The stupid and the stuck- ―The ones who are bound to stay or too dumb to go. Everyone else finds a way out.

My favorite classes were always dumb nerdy vocabulary.

The blind won't admit that I have eyes in my head, and the deaf say that I'm dumb.

President Kennedy’s assassination, less than two weeks ago, has struck the world dumb. It’s like no one wants to be the first to break the silence. Nothing seems important.

She dumb.” I sigh. “But she ain’t stupid.

With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.

One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps into your everyday life. ~Jaime Vegas

I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.

Netflix did it right and focused on all the things that have replaced the dumb, raw numbers of the Nielsen world - they embraced targeted marketing and 'brand' as a virtue higher than ratings.

You don't have to dumb down - you just have to find a clever, good, secure man. I've found a couple - I've been lucky - but it's probably hard for everybody to find that true love of a good man.

Making fun of anyone's size, height, scarring, anything like that equals dumb.

"Superhero" is a term that's been borrowed in order to say "big and larger than life and loud and active and dumb." And I don't think that's a useful definition. That's more a dismissal.

It posed the question posed by all such stone piles.: how had puny men moved stones so big? And, like all such stone piles, it answered the question itself. Dumb terror had moved those stones so big

It's fun to be the subservient character who is too dumb to know when to stop trying to win against the awesome superhero.

Technology is super smart and also completely dumb. It doesn't know what you're putting on there. It works almost in an automated fashion.

You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin

I was aware that people thought a certain type of photo work was either stealing, borrowing, copying or dumb.

On Twitter, Donald Trump has called me a "poor journalist, stupid, a very dumb guy, the dumbest political commentator on television, and the dumbest man on TV."

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.

If you're squeezed for information, / that's when you've got to play it dumb: / You just say you're out there waiting / for the miracle, for the miracle to come.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.