Death Humor Quotes
YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.That's what being alive is all about.
Die, die we all pass away, But don't wear a frown coz it's really okay, And you might try to hide, And you might try to pray, But we all end up remains of the day.
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.
When I die I hope it may be said:'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'.
Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.
Those who say that I am being punished are saying that god can't think of anything more vengeful than cancer for a heavy smoker.
Death is, in fact, oddly pleasant, and certainly an improvement on what comes immediately before it.
I don't want to be remembered as a woman from Saint Louis who died. I want to be remembered as a woman from Saint Louis who left and actually did something with her life. Then died.
The past you lost is just like a dream. As you woke up new lifestarts. So, your actual birthday will be your death day.
A friend comes over with a Ouija board.It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band?Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.
I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
A heart? Peppone knows where one is to be met with. There is always someone in the black market in need of dying early.
I don't know whether to be proud or appalled that danger, blood and death inspire you so.
To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor.
If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.
Because seeing someone’s heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there’s no Santa Clause.
When you're reaching the end of the semester and you just wanna die. Coffin Making 101 is literally killing me.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz
Good thing we weren't here when this happened, " Fred added. "We'd be pancakes - DEAD ones!
The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights)
If there's a place for me in Hell I hope it's next to someone like you
It is said that the dead are infinitely patient, although it is usually said by the living, and how would they know?
A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off.
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
The body of the last Flealouse contained the flesh of everything that had ever lived. It was content.
People say that they want to kill me. All I say is "I'm sorry but your appointment doesn't start until another hour, please sit in the waiting room.
Wait.” Stefan’s voice was hard suddenly. Bonnie and Elena turned back and froze, embracing each other, trembling. “What is your—your father—going to do to you when he finds out that you allowed th
What'd you think would happen when you died? That the prophecy would just be over and we'd all be like, oops, guess we got that one wrong?
After each of his books, the writer, for a while, feels once again that he can now die happy.
I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?
I treat my thoughts like an old person treats their valuables: I cannot for the life of me proceed to throwing them out.
If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.
Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.
Long before something happens in our life, it happened in our heart.
The enemies agenda is destruction, his strategy is division and his tactics is on little differences. Mind you he is not going to be happy until he sees you divided.
What starts in the heart doesn't stay in the heart, it either turn into action or words.
Do you know where your breakthrough begins? Your breakthrough begins where your excuses ends.