Dave Quotes

Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'

Crackdown had Dave Ball playing on it. Flood worked on our next album, and Adrian Sherwood worked with us on Code.

...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.

As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he would ever cheat on.

The best decision I ever made was to marry Dave.

Pretend to be a delinquent?" I asked clarifying. "You can do it," Dave advised me. "Just don't smile, and try to look like you're considering stealing something.

There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.

Movies such as 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' in 1939 to 'Dave' in 1993 portray Washington leaders as the ultimate Everymen - decent people just like you and me, only thrust onto greatness.

It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

Dave Grohl have said a lot of really nice things about me that I don't know I deserve but it's nice of him regardless.

The moment where I realized how little I actually was, was when Dave Bautista picked me off the ground and I still wasn't even at his pec yet. I was like, "Oh my God, this man is massive."

Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

I stumbled into this format for 'Last Call with Carson Daly' that I really like, inspired by cable and Dave Attell's 'Insomniac.' I love being out on the street.

Dave's playing and repertoire evokes memories of the golden era of Modern Jazz, and in addition to being a nice guy he happens to be a bebopper of the finest order.

My fans are buying the DNA of Dave.

There's a lot of Dave mania when I speak.

I reread "Ball Four" by Jim Bouton, the father of all sports books. Aside from that, and books like "Out of Their League" by Dave Meggyesy, sports books generally pull their punches.

Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

Tommy Smothers is my longest mentor, and Dave Eggers is my youngest.

When I was growing up and listening to bands like the Dave Clark Five, the groove was what initially got me going. I really like that funky, heavy groove.

I don’t know, shifted a little or something, smoothed down–people would think of me the way they think of Dave, and everything would always be perfect. I would be perfect.

Mostly I've never let record companies become involved with my music, which was a very smart thing that my first manager Dave Robinson did, to keep them out of it.

Boris [Johnson] and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum].

I'm the rap version of Dave Chappelle. I'm not sayin' I'm nearly as talented as Chappelle when it comes to political and social commentary, but like him, I'm laughing to keep from crying.

He (Dave Brower) is an emotionalist in an age of dangerous reason.

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?" Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.

I regretted making a comment about Dave Eggers. I’ve never said anything about McSweeneys except that I admire what it is, and I think it’s great that they keep people interested in literature.

Hegel says that Truth is a great word and the thing is greater still. With Dave we never seemed to get past the word.

Dave hung up. And unplugged the phone. With a fierce and bitter pain he stared at it, watching how, over and over again, it didn't ring.

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.

A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics

love is but an echo in her head

But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!

To get over artist's block, make shitty art.

The fact that you don't feel Him [God] holding you doesn't change the fact that He still is.

And as she held me, I suddenly realized that my lifelong search for love and acceptance had finally ended in the arms of a foster parent.

...unlike knowledge, understanding cannot be taught. It must be achieved.

The people who move forward and overcome their fears do not have some special powers or a magic pill they take

Though sleep was dearly needed, it was not welcomed, for even in sleep I was tormented.