Cows Quotes

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.

Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.

We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States.

A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the same.

To country people Cows are mild, And flee from any stick they throw; But I’m a timid town bred child, And all the cattle seem to know.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Mathematicians, like cows in the dark, all look alike to me.

I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.

If a farmer and his family can get up at 5:30 every morning to milk cows, surly we can get up at that time to practice basketball.

A white man killed the mules and our cows that knocked us right back down. And things got so tough then I began to wish I was white.

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

Much though he recites the sacred texts, but acts not accordingly, that heedless man is like a cowherd who only counts the cows of others - he does not partake of the blessings of the holy life.

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.

Maple-trees are the cows of trees (spring-milked).

Fortified plant-based milks are delicious and contain all the calcium, protein, and vitamin D of dairy products but with none of the cholesterol, lactose, hormones, or cruelty found in cow's milk.

Even during the rationing period, during World War II, we didn't have the anxiety that we'd starve, because we grew our own potatoes, you know? And our own hogs, and our own cows and stuff, you know.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

His work "The Pasture" features cast bronze cows in Toronto's financial district I wanted to remind stockbrokers what real stock is.

The French, who love their dogs, sometimes eat their horses. The Spanish, who love their horses, sometimes eat their cows. The Indians, who love their cows, sometimes eat their dogs.

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.

I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.

Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.

Don't have a cow, man.

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.

If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home.

The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.

It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow.

If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.

Lebanon can choose to be either a partner in ridding the scourge of terrorism or another obstacle that cows to the most radical elements of society.

In the theatre, people talk. Talk, talk until the cows come home about journeys of discovery and about what Hazlitt thought of a line of Shakespeare. I can't stand it.

Everyone now has a sacred cow in the tax code. For my money, the most sacred thing of all is our country and its growth, but the sacred cows have turned into a pack of wolves.

In the history of the concept of number has been adjective (three cows, three monads) and noun (three, pure and simple), and now ... number seems to be more like a verb (to triple).

If other cows with mad cow disease were slaughtered, we wouldn't know where to begin looking for people who might have been affected, .. With a comprehensive tracking system, we would.

A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous. My daughter isn't marrying a lawyer.'

You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.

Motor cut. Forced landing. Hit cow. Cow died. Scared me.

I went through the fields, and sat for an hour afraid to pass a cow. The cow looked at me, and I looked at the cow, and whenever I stirred the cow gave over eating.

Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

Cease, cows, life is short.

We know that someone who has channeled his anger into something constructive has not had a cow. How do we know these things?

As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner who obtains the offspring, even thus ,it is with the wives of others.

[Texas is] the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the farthest to see the least.

Cows are gentle, interesting animals.

Each one to his own trade; then would the cows be well cared for.

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.