Chick Lit Quotes
Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.
Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen
Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.
I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms.
Frankie Perino and I were lucky that day. Lucky to be alive-that's what everyone said.
I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.
Horses ... horses made me happy, complete. Then and there in the middle of some state, in a wild state of being, I vowed I would own a horse again.
I laugh, and it sounds like I've been sucking helium.
Honey, that man would do anything to keep you. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, clean up after himself, and do laundry.
I think you can fall in love many times, and it depends on what stage you are in your life. Your soulmate requirements or deal-breakers change with you.
Look at this, Grace, " Peg's e-mail said. "He's entrancing those people. I just realized. Taking them out of themselves. Ty is sort of like a medicine man. A shaman. P.S. Have you called him?
....They're called "better halves" for a reason, I guess. You can't have one half that's worse than you. It'd be a disaster.
Sometimes believing is a matter of deciding. Deciding who you’re going to trust and what you know about who you trust.
When you really let people see you, Amelia–all of you, not just the snow-obsessed reporter–it’s impossible to look away.
I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.
Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more.
Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.
He could lose himself in the copper warmth of her eyes. Except, no, this wasn't losing himself. This was finding something precious.
......He was public enemy number one, and he was okay with that. It felt good to be himself.
I’ve come to learn that people are going to hate you and like you, no matter what. I’d rather be around people I want to be around.
I think you spend too much time believing what other people see, rather than what you think.
Victory! Catherine wanted to pull the front of her top over her head and run around the office making V-signs. Of course she wouldn’t do that
Liza took her time sipping her tea. “That’s what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face.
How quickly we damn ourselves when we start to talk, how small and inglorious we always sound.
If the love is true, it will wait until the dream becomes a reality. True love also gives strength to a dream.
I violently dislike you, ' she said, and then she was gone, slamming the door and leaving a sort of shocked silence behind.
Back in time it seemed that having a sister were a tragedy. Instead it is one of the best presents my parents could have ever given me.
But it's all right now.I learned my lesson well.You see, you can't please everyoneSo you've got to please yourself.
Some people just don’t find their Prince Charming straight away, they have to search for him.
I know that you always take around because you talk so much, but I like to always know what's happening in your world.
It’s like my whole life my left ring finger has been lacking something, and finally it feels complete.
... it is easier to tell someone closer to you before you tell your partner.
The fact that I am marrying the man of my dreams is all that matters.
Instead I’ve built a house made of lies that have come crashing down around me.
It would be nice to report she lived happily ever after till the end of her days. But such cheap, cop-out one-liners belong to other uncomplicated fairy tales.
