Car Quotes

Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!

Reducing consumption is imperative, but it's pointless to cut out meat and cars while having lots of children.

I weirdly feel very natural, in the physicality that comes my way, whether it's guns, cars or whatever. For some reason, it's second nature to me.

Shouldn't you be looking at other cars? You know, car shopping usually involves ... shopping." "I don't shop very well", Grace said. "I just see what I need and get it.

I considered calling Grace to ask her what I should say to a reticent suicidal werewolf, but I'd left my phone somewhere. Car, maybe.

This car was a very pretty lie.

There was no other sound in the world like a car crash.

I had this feeling that he and I , in this moment, were a car crash, and instead of putting on the brakes, I was hitting the accelerator.

I think it's sinful to give the audience material it knows already, whether the material is about race relations or the car culture or the depiction and placement of a candy bar.

Ten days after the war ended, my sister Laura drove a car off a bridge.

I was a pizza-delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car, but they wouldn't fire me. I was the only person they had working there.

I grew up in Bedford, N.Y., and it was close enough to Jones Beach on Long Island that every summer my mother would pack the car for the day, and we would drive to the beach!

It doesn't matter where you live...It doesn't matter how you live. It doesn't matter what car you drive. It doesn't matter what kind of clothes you wear.

The Peugeot is a very unthreatening car.

I will stay in the car until the last minute that I'm going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews.

Virtual Reality for Formula One could be fantastic - driving the car!

The US will always be an enormous automobile market. You're lost without a car there.

Driving a car, you are in danger of killing; walking or standing, of being killed.

the car, by bisecting the human outline, diminishes it, producing a race of half-people in a motion not of their own making

If Brad Pitt walked down the street, cars would crash into each other. I'm really lucky not to have to deal with that.

Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It's unavoidable.

When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.

Acting advice is a bit like your parents teaching you how to drive a car. You know they're right, but you still kind of want them to shut up a bit.

I was able to afford a car that didn't break down every five minutes.

Be it a house, be it a car or be it a little motorbike, there is always a place for the family!

Trains, cars and every kind of vehicles do not only carry people, but they also carry people's heavy thoughts and hidden hopelessnesses.

Human life is just dangerous, in general. You know, waking up in the morning, you could get hit by a car. Wherever you go, you could choke on a fish bone and die. You never know.

I remember the first time I drove mum's car. We just went to a car park near my house, and it actually wasn't too bad. I felt quite confident straight away.

More people now work in the arts than the steel, coal and car industries combined.

If everybody that had two cars had a Prius instead of an SUV, we wouldn't be in the Middle East right now.

A car is a big thing for anyone going into adulthood, it's a big seminal moment.

Am I a car aficionado? No: for me, cars have always been just for transport. I didn't even know anyone who had a car until I was 14 or 15.

A car can't operate without the mechanical systems working, but it can operate with a few dents and scratches ... you are the same.

I drive a hybrid. It's a Ford Escape. That's my only car.

He came to a decision and looked at Dagon before climbing into the car. "Find the Disir." Dagon stiffened, showing a rare sign of emotion. "Is that wise?" he asked. "It is neccessary.

Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

My first car was a 1986 Toyota pickup.

I had serious performance stage fright. I kept my singing to the confines of my shower and car, while doing the dishes, and in my basement, but I would burst out crying if anyone asked me to sing.

I can change a tire, but I couldn't change a fuse on the computer panel on my car.

Yeah, I can see why beautiful cars are compared to beautiful women... they usually belong to someone else.

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.

When I was little, I used to work with my dad on the engine of his car. Mostly this was a matter of me handing him wrenches.

I take a lot of pride in the work I do, because people pay to see me. They've go to get babysitters, park their car, get popcorn and candy. I've got to be conscious of that.

Mickey [Rourke] one time just basically drove off in the picture car that we were driving in. For my amusement. It was either to kidnap me or for my amusement.

The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!

I've always loved fast vehicles and looking at interesting cars.

Janet's a serious racer with some good race-car stuff. She can get the job done. I respect her as a racer.

If Neptune were analogized with a Chevy Impala in mass, then how big is pluto compared to that? Pluto would be a matchbox car sitting on the curb.

What makes you think I'm giving you a ride?” “Because I'm a damsel in distress,” she said. “And you are a knight in whatever. A really dirty car.