Can Quotes

The only reason I can hold up my head is because when He set me free He gave me my dignity back.

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and fling it open.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.

Most of us wait until we're in trouble, and then we pray like the dickens. Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we'd wake up and say, "Anything I can do for You today, Lord?"

I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession, let alone two years or ten years.

Winning is very tangible, it's very exciting, it's very pleasing, but it's momentary. If you can do things that last, that each generation can build upon, then that's when you're cooking.

One thing I can't do is do anything half-assed. I want to make sure everything is right, that the song is fully realized.

I can't see myself singing the same song twice in a row. That's terrible.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

What I have to do from here is I have to do the best I can to carry on.

Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.

There's no one alive I can't beat.

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

Without fear I can acknowledge that the authentic Christian tension is not between life and death, but between life and life.

If I can change than anyone can change. I promise you that.

I have a definite talent for convincing people to try something new. I am a good salesman. When I'm on form, I can sell anything.

Unfortunately, I am not like a snail or a turtle, and I can't take my houses with me when I move.

I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can't find a way of avoiding it.

I am good at down grading - I have found I can live the same lifestyle in a two-bedroom apartment as in a five-bedroom house.

I'm a Christian. I go to church when I can. I was raised Baptist. I went to a Lutheran school. I'm a nondenominational practicing Christian. I have a lot of faith.

Once I'm satisfied and I've made enough money where I can afford to live in Malibu, because it's very expensive, I will definitely be back there.

Perl is like vise grips. You can do anything with it but it is the wrong tool for every job.

I can put some chords together and maybe write a song, but I'm learning every day. And that's the fun part.

I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.

If we really do get what we give then I give up, so I can get up.

Wine, it's in my veins and I can't get it out.

I can't love you as you have been or will be. I can only love you as you are.

My bitterness is not an abstract substance, it is as solid as a Christmas cake; I can cut it in slices and hand it round and there is still plenty left, for tomorrow.

I mean, I can get things done if I need to, but I can really be completely irresponsible and procrastinate until the very, very, very bitter end. In fact, sometimes I work better under pressure.

I do play the guitar, and I can sing, but just enough to carry a tune.

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

What I care the most is what I can do for people. I am not into it for recognition; if it comes it will happen out of my own effort.

I've often said to myself, "Thank God I can write, 'cause this is hilarious." I actually wanted to go into all that more in the book, but my editor thought it was too crazy.

And all the things that break you are all the things that make you strong. You can't change the past 'Cause it's gone, and you just gotta move on.

All we can do is go around telling the truth.

I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk.

I can't afford a whole new set of enemies.

I'm a physical receiver, yet I can run and move like someone who is 5-8 or 5-9.

Don't introduce me to that man! I want to go on hating him, and I can't hate a man whom I know.

I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

I can't criticize what I don't understand. If you want to call this art, you've got the benefit of all my doubts.

See what you can do with your daring with color and your ignorance mixed with it.

You either trust someone day one until they prove you wrong, or you say, 'I don't trust you until you show me I can trust you.' I'm the latter.

I just try to play music from my heart and bring as much beauty as I can to as many people as I can. Just give them other alternatives, especially people who arent exposed to creative music.

I think I have a real interest in filmmaking, and it's nice when I can go and do that sometimes. Then it's also great to not do it and not have the responsibility .