Richard Hammond Quotes

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat.

I had post-traumatic amnesia, five-second memory, it happens as a result of brain injury.

I think a basic level of fitness can help the body cope with all manner of incidents.

I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am.

Oversteer is best cause you dont see the tree that kills you.

All of us, each and every one, lives a life that is, in its own right, an epic.

Unless I have been sorely misinformed, supermodels are powerless to resist a man with illuminated doorsills.

Cars are changing and so is the way we communicate about them.

If I can be cruel; I'm not a big fan of the Audi R8, actually.

Say German cars are sort of very built and efficient. Italian cars are a bit flamboyant and quick. Mexican cars just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent.

Im not reckless. I was never reckless.

Forty is brilliant and I love it. I'm happier now than when I was 20.

When the afterburner lights, I haven't got 5,000 horsepower. I've got 10,000 horsepower, and possibly the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life.

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that.

I would love to act. I probably won't make it to Hollywood at 42 years of age, but I'd love to act.

Failing my driving test first time; that was a disappointment on a geological scale.

Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Now, personally, I like a car with some sort of character.

I do not see how hanging litter louts up by their heels and beating them with sticks could be considered a crime.

Watching Life on Mars was quite frightening for me because dipping in and out of reality was quite like myself

I've been in a car three or four times when it filled with water and it's not a comfortable feeling.

The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever - check the tire pressure.

No action hero is more closely associated with cars than James Bond.

And to Mindy, I can only ever say a simple thank you. And dedicate the rest of my life to her.

I don't particularly want to smear myself into a hillside.

At home I drive an old Land Rover.

I think I wanted to be on Top Gear from a fairly young age because I loved cars and I wanted to do something on telly because I loved TV. I know that I?m ridiculously lucky

With the case of running, it really is a case of get out, set yourself a distance, run it, and then do it again the next day. It's tremendously simple.

For somebody who has injured their brain, every single thing they say and think will be the subject of their own questioning.

I mostly drive around in a Fiat 500 TwinAir, and that's a pretty small car!

I run a lot. I have this five-mile run that I try and do a few times a week. If I do more, I get shin splints and it drives me mad, so I have to balance it.

Mothers will be fishing kids out of obscure cubby-holes for years!