Bill Quotes

Like all great theologies, Bill [O'Reilly]'s can be boiled down to one sentence: There must be a god, because I don't know how things work.

I don't think anyone has ever announced running for president that they want to change the Bill of Rights.

The next movie will be in Mandarin. I enjoyed shooting all the Japanese stuff in Kill Bill so much that this whole film will be entirely in Mandarin.

Recommended additon to the Consumer Privacy Bill of Rights: "A right to not have your data rise up and attack you."

So long as we govern our nation by the letter and spirit of the Bill of Rights, we can be sure that our nation will grow in strength and wisdom and freedom.

Some of the folks on both sides might be sincere, but it does seem as if it is only the opposition that cares about the Bill of Rights most of the time.

Bill of Rights was Madison, I'm going with Madison.

The Bill of Rights never gets off the page and into the lives of most Americans.

Oh Christ, he groaned to himself, if this is the stuff adults have to think about I never want to grow up

What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

I have a recurring fantasy that one more article has been added to the Bill of Rights: the right to free access to imagination.

The Republican program is the profit-protection program for the insurance industry It's a bill of goods, it's a bill of wrongs. Ours is a patients' bill of rights.

As the interned American citizens of Japanese descent learned, the Bill of Rights provided them with little protection when it was needed.

The Sherman Act is similar in the economics sphere to the Bill of Rights in the personal sphere.

The average citizen expresses pride in the American Bill of Rights and then seeks to protect his real estate by restrictive covenants.

The real fabric of American society is not all those flags you see on people's cars...it's in the Bill of Rights and in our constitutional form of government.

The state's interest in effective crime-fighting should never vitiate the citizens' Bill of Rights.

Like the government, corporations must be bound with the chains of the Constitution, and especially of the Bill of Rights.

I adore Quentin Tarantino. The Kill Bill series is my favorite.

Our Founding Fathers drafted the Bill of Rights to ensure that We the People could determine how best to protect our communities.

I'm working on "Living the Bill of Rights," and it's about people - well, it starts with Brennan and Douglas as people who not only live the Bill of Rights, but try to shape the reason for that.

I don't think [Bill Clinton] does anything - I don't think it's ill will. I don't think he's evil in the sense that he hates the Bill of Rights. He does what he figures will help him politically.

Democracy, in any rational form, also imposes conditions on majority rule. That's what the Bill of Rights is about, for example.

Reject the phony Patients' Bill of Rights....We don't have to continue down the path of socialized medical care, especially in America where free markets have provided so much for so many.

Because Vietnam was not a declared war, the veterans are not even eligible for the G. I. Bill of Rights with respect to education or anything.

The very inclusion of the right to keep and bear arms in the Bill of Rights shows that the framers of the Constitution considered it an individual right.

We have a Bill of Rights, which protects each of us from a bullying society, but no Bill of Responsibilities, which would oblige us to answer to the needs of others.

I do not like [in the new Federal Constitution] the omission of a Bill of Rights providing clearly and without the aid of sophisms for... protection against standing armies

I think the world’s a better place because Bill realized that his goal isn’t to be the richest guy in the cemetery, right?

No matter how much you learn in college, it never prepares you for the real world.

Who regulates the heat of the sun? Who pays the bills of the energy we obtain from the sun? Leave all judgments to that man if you believe we all walk under that same sun!

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.

Bill Gates wasn't born rich but he wasn't poor either even before he discovered Microsoft, he was just waiting for a connecting flight to the boulevards of greatness.

That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.

I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

You can control the visibility of my name and my popularity, but you cannot control the frequency at which people are quoting me. Truth always rises with time.

She put her hand on her hip. "Where are you going?""To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool."Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.

But you're like me, ” he says. “An outsider. Different. A freak. We're both weird, which is why we get along.

The answer to 1984 is 1776

Censorship is alive and well in America.

It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively

Don't write in to ask whether I would prefer Gingrich to Clinton. Ask, rather, whether Clinton prefers Gingrich to you. Go triangulate yourself.

Well there's these things called books.... They are like TV for smart people.

Well there's these things called books.... They are like TV for smart people

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

Being an altruist I have an urge in mylife to help poor's but im not Bill Gates

I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?