Balls Quotes

Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.

The word is a bouncing ball The ruler throws from his balcony. The word has been a shot of morphine. Rulers calm their people with speeches.

I'm not squeezing the balls. That's not part of my process.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

I just try to see the ball and hit it. If I get a hit, I get a hit. If I get out, I get out. There's no secret about it.

So many QBs throw the ball down the field, that's wrong. Watch Aaron Rodger throw it up the field

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

My theory of hitting was just to watch the ball as it came in and hit it.

The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling.

Allen Iverson is a ball hog. You will never win a championship with him on your team.

My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control.

In fact, my entire childhood consisted of looking at photographs in which the viewer sees the ball behind the line, looking through the goal net, and the poor goalkeeper in front of the net.

I don't really believe in palm readers and crystal balls and tarot cards, but I respond to the need for them.

Concealing an illness is like keeping a beach ball under water.

... there's been a lot of balls that have been pounding in that end zone.

If you play on possession, you don't have to defend, because there's only one ball

The moment I've got a ball at my feet, I'm happy.

Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.

Be ready to catch the ball when it is thrown by life.

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ball park. Aim for the company of immortals.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

This country is no more saved than; well ... it's as lost as they say in Alabama, "... as lost as a ball in tall grass."

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

Roll on, thou ball, roll on! Through pathless realms of Space, Roll on!

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

I just made a balls of it, old boy. That's all there was to it.

I'm just taking advantage of good pitches. I am seeing the ball well and my confidence is high.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.

You don't buy a Harley with your mind, you buy it with your heart and your balls.

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

I have always said that the best feeling in the world is scoring a goal. Don't tell my missus that, but it is. When that ball hits the back of the net, it is fantastic.

You're turned in to the biggest balls of them all, DJ Suk T Nutts.

Leo simply goes one way with his body and another with the ball. You have to either guess right or foul him.

Free people have a serious problem with place, being in a place, using up a place, deciding which new place to rotate to. Americans ricochet around the United States like billiard balls.

Here were decent godless people; Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.

If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the wide receiver catches it, it's a touchdown.

I'm not a ball in a pinball machine. I know what I want.

I've done for the most part pretty much what I intended - I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting. I've had a ball. And as I get older, I just become an older kid.

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.

If I lose the ball, I lose it trying to do the right thing. That's the way it is.

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun

The key to pitching is to have the ability to throw a strike when they're taking and throw a ball when the hitter is swinging.

Usually, the team that turns the ball over less will hold on to the ball more

I ain't afraid to tell the world that it don't take school stuff to help a fella play ball.

Do you think I know what I'm doing? That for one breath or half-breath I belong to myself? As much as a pen knows what it's writing, or the ball can guess where it's going next.

Tee your ball high...air offers less resistance than dirt.

I quit acting when I was 11 because I was cast as a bouncing ball in 'Alice in Wonderland,' and I felt slighted and wounded.