Advice Quotes

Read carefully anything that requires your signature. Remember the big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

Keep expectation alive. Keep stirring it up. Let much promise more, and great deeds herald greater.

The most popular form of altruism is giving to others the advice you cannot use yourself.

Disease is not of the body but of the place.

When the economy was going up, [Milton Friedman and I] both gave the same advice, and when the economy was going down, we gave the same advice. But in between he didn't change his advice at all.

Ask advice of him who governs himself well.

That's one of the privileges of old age - you can give plenty of advice 'cause most folks think that's all you got left anyway.

In difficult circumstances always act on first impressions.

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.

The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don't want to do.

Advice, the smallest current coin.

The wise persono would rather see others needing him than thanking him.

Hazard not your wealth on a poor man's advice.

I never listened to the people who said I should give it up, which is the main advice I got.

The worst advice a young writer can get is "Write what you know." Imagination is more important than experience.

That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.

So here's something I know to be true, although it's a little corny, and I don't quite know what to do with it.

Remember my strong advice; just remember to always think twice.

You ever get sick and one of your friends gives you medical advice? And they tell you that they're not a doctor - like you didn't know it?

My advice is flip a coin. If you regret the way it landed, then go with your gut.

We must not trust in ourselves, but take the advice of our spiritual father, and recommend ourselves to everybodys prayers.

Seek above all for a game worth playing- such is the advice of the oracle to modern man.

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

The fool who loves giving advice on our garden never tends his own plants

No golfer ever gets so consistently good that he can't use some constructive advice. No matter how many trophies he may win, he can't analyze and remedy his own faults.

We go lightheartedly on our way, never thinking that by a careless word or two we may have altered the whole course of human lives, for some person will take our advice and use it.

Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.

When friends stop being frank and useful to each other, the whole world loses some of its radiance.

We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.

Advice is one thing that is freely given away, but watch that you only take what is worth having.

Advice is priceless: when it becomes interference it is preposterous.

Here is how you know if it is love or lust. Push them in front of a bus. If you jump in the way and save them it is love.

To think well and to consent to obey someone giving good advice are the same thing.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

Our duty is to believe that for which we have sufficient evidence, and to suspend our judgment when we have not.

All your life people will tell you things. And most of the time, probably ninety-five percent of the time, what they'll tell you will be wrong.

Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.

What organized dating sites fail to understand is that the people are far more interesting in what they don't say about themselves.

The advice of the elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

Don't talk of what you are 'going to do!' Do it!

Know when to tune out, if you listen to too much advice you may wind up making other peoples mistakes.

One can advise comfortably from a safe port.

Don't be shy. Go for it and ask your crush out.

I always try to be a trend setter. That's what I always tell young people when I'm giving them advice. To go with their heart and don't follow the trends.

The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships; it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.

Patience and shuffle the cards.

No vice is so bad as advice.

Lita wait! I need advice on taking 5 guys at once!