If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

Beware of people whose halos are on too tight.

They were a wonderful set of burglars, the people who were running San Francisco when I first came to town in 1923, wonderful because, if they were stealing, they were doing it with class and style.

Romance without finance is a nuisance. Few men value free merchandise. Let the chippies fall where they may.

Madaming is the sort of thing that happens to you - like getting a battlefield commission or becoming the dean of women at Stanford University.

We were so poor we envied everyone we ever heard of.

No man can be held throughout the day by what happens throughout the night.

Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse.

If you are being run out of town get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

A wise man always has something to say, whereas a fool always needs to say something.

As politicians know all too well, even a Government that does not represent the wishes of a people can count on their support once the nation is locked in conflict with an external foe.

Confidence comes from relentless pursuit of perfection.

When you have made it in life, you must give back to those who made you.

What I have experienced is nothing compared to what political prisoners in prisons suffer.

True beauty of dress consists in its simplicity . . . What do these devotees of fashion gain? Only the satisfaction of being admired, like a butterfly.

Select companions who are striving for enlightenment. They all have their imperfections, certainly, but at least their attention is moving in the right direction.

Frontmen come alive when they come onstage.

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

I don't think a woman [Hillary Clinton] who has revealed numerous classified information, doesn't know that the letter "C" means confidential.