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LM Fields Quotes: "I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.



LM Fields Quotes: "The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother."

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.




LM Fields Quotes: "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull."

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.



LM Fields Quotes: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.




LM Fields Quotes: "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.



LM Fields Quotes: "I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.



LM Fields Quotes: "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake."

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.




LM Fields Quotes: "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.



LM Fields Quotes: "How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter."

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.



LM Fields Quotes: "Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.



LM Fields Quotes: "Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill."

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.



LM Fields Quotes: "Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.




LM Fields Quotes: "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.



LM Fields Quotes: "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.



LM Fields Quotes: "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.



LM Fields Quotes: "Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them."

Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.



LM Fields Quotes: "You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living."

You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.



LM Fields Quotes: "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.



LM Fields Quotes: "It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason"

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason



LM Fields Quotes: "It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.



LM Fields Quotes: "Never give a sucker an even break."

Never give a sucker an even break.



LM Fields Quotes: "Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?



LM Fields Quotes: "I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.



LM Fields Quotes: "Any fear associated with giving to God's kingdom is irrational. It's on par with a farmer who, out of fear of losing his seed, refuses to plant his fields."

Any fear associated with giving to God's kingdom is irrational. It's on par with a farmer who, out of fear of losing his seed, refuses to plant his fields.



LM Fields Quotes: "The important thing is not being afraid to take a chance. Remember, the greatest failure is to not try. Once you find something you love to do, be the best at doing it."

The important thing is not being afraid to take a chance. Remember, the greatest failure is to not try. Once you find something you love to do, be the best at doing it.



LM Fields Quotes: "I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get."

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.



LM Fields Quotes: "Grab your coat, and get your hat Leave your worry on the doorstep Just direct your feet To the sunny side of the street."

Grab your coat, and get your hat Leave your worry on the doorstep Just direct your feet To the sunny side of the street.



LM Fields Quotes: "Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street."

Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street.



LM Fields Quotes: "My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass."

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.



LM Fields Quotes: "The students in your youth ministry don’t need your clever ideas and great programming skills. They need a living model—a man or woman of God who is passionate about his or her faith."

The students in your youth ministry don’t need your clever ideas and great programming skills. They need a living model—a man or woman of God who is passionate about his or her faith.



LM Fields Quotes: "I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.



LM Fields Quotes: "Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!"

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!



LM Fields Quotes: "Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.



LM Fields Quotes: "Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep."

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.



LM Fields Quotes: "Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.



LM Fields Quotes: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.



LM Fields Quotes: "It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.



LM Fields Quotes: "Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself."

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.



LM Fields Quotes: "I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?"

I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?



LM Fields Quotes: "Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.



LM Fields Quotes: "I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.



LM Fields Quotes: "When you're taking care of the customer, you can never do too much. And there is no wrong way... if it comes from the heart."

When you're taking care of the customer, you can never do too much. And there is no wrong way... if it comes from the heart.



LM Fields Quotes: "Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, start all over again."

Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, start all over again.



LM Fields Quotes: "I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience."

I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.



LM Fields Quotes: "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.



LM Fields Quotes: "No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree."

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.



LM Fields Quotes: "The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.



LM Fields Quotes: "You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.



LM Fields Quotes: "A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.