L.M. Fields Quotes

German businessmen are overwhelmed by the high cost of doing business. Inflexible rules, enforced by a burgeoning bureaucracy, discourage entrepreneurship.

There is no pressure to perform, to succeed, because we already have. If your family and community accepts you, who else must you impress? Just yourself and God, ja?

Be the solution!

And meanwhile time goes about its immemorial work of making everyone look and feel like shit.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

No man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Ironically, pretending that parenting is easy diminishes the value of family. As truth seekers and truth speakers, we need to be honest about the cost of parenting.

The difference between the quest for the Holy Grail and someone saying ‘bring me a cup’ is the flavor text and the number of stops involved.

The Services offer the cleanest and most natural support to an aggressive foreign policy

Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes I'll get another lawyer."

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

‎"For all we become aware of when we slowly wake up, you can't help but pause and wonder what is still left unseen.

My life is my testimony.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I felt like the sky around me was closing me in. Trapping me in some sort of bubble where time stands still and grief would linger on forever.

Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us.

Fast car . . . You can drive anywhere in just a few minutes and time becomes just another thing we take advantage of never appreciating each moment that passes as a blessing from God.

No matter where I run I meet myself there.

And you thought there was only one exit door...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

Plant your flag, respectfully stand for truth, justice, and freedom for all.

It's funny how God will just keep using you, and our motto around our family forever has been, 'Just let Him use you.'

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

If you see your brother in need, it doesn't matter if you already gave somewhere else. You should be open to the idea of God using you to meet your brother's unexpected need.

Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at but I wouldn't like to own one.

To love all ages yield surrender

Do what is right for the right reasons.

The human face shines as it speaks of thingsNear itself, thoughts full of dreams.The human face shines like a dark skyAs it speaks of those things that oppress the living

Good enough never is.

..the best strategy for giving is a two-fold approach: a basic plan combined with a willingness to consider spontaneous giving when unique opportunities arise.

If you're going to be at a job environment, you should love it. You shouldn't do it just for money. You should do it because you love it. And the money comes naturally.

Hold dear and true friends close to your heart, it matters not where you find them, only that you treat them with love and respect always.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

You don't have to have a million followers to make an impact on one.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Life is brighter on the lighter side.

You MUST do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated.

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started.

It's not always easy, but it's usually simple.