K. Mitch Quotes

Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

Everything I write means a lot to me because it is my head on paper.

You're not a wave, you're a part of the ocean.

Anger is a poison. It eats us inside. We think when we hate someone we hurt them, but hatred is a curved blade, and the harm we do to others we also do to ourselves.

Heaven is always and forever around us and no soul remembered is ever really gone.

I like myself better when I'm with you.

Our morbidly obese federal government needs not just behavior modification but bariatric surgery.

To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise.

You'll regret this, and you may regret this a lot sooner than you think.

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe.

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

The danger in it. Being a frontman in a band, you get addicted to adrenaline rushes.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

Each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one.

It's such a shame to waste time. We always think we have so much of it.

For everybody who thinks it's warming, I can find somebody who thinks it isn't.

Death is the end of a lifetime, not the end of a relationship.

Fear is how you lose your life...a little bit at a time...What we give to fear, we take away from...faith.

There're people all over the world that have access to Suicide Silence because of the internet and everyone that listens to you has a better chance to paying to see you play.

Don't let go too soon, but don't hold on too long.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

She loved me coming and going, at my worst and at my best. She had a bottomless well of love for me.

Republicans will not be reduced to being the tax collectors for the Obama economy.

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.

One day spent with someone you love can change everything.

I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.

All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

It's a shame that we have to use whatever leverage we have in Congress to get the president to deal with the biggest problem confronting our future. And that's our excessive spending.

When you look into your mother’s eyes, you know that is the purest love you can find on this earth.

I think being a frontman is the greatest job and I get to do this every day.

She had been so consumed with escaping her own misery, she hadn't considered the misery she might inflict.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.

We all lose somebody we care about and want to find some comforting way of dealing with it, something that will give us a little closure, a little peace.

You have to find what’s good and true and beautiful in your life as it is now. Looking back makes you competitive. And, age is not a competitive issue.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white. I'm off-white. It's a new race; we will prevail!