Jerry Quotes

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is.

When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

If you're not having fun - I don't care what you're doing - don't do it. Move on. Find something else, life's too short.

I believe that all of us are born heterosexual, physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual, and created with the instincts and desires that are basically, fundamentally, heterosexual.

Homosexuals are brute beasts... part of a vile and satanic system that will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven.

Donald Trump's life has born fruit in jobs and generosity. He cannot be bought. He is not a puppet on a string like other candidates.

At least Donald Trump is not politically correct; he's not so concerned about rehearsing and focus grouping every statement he makes and that's one of the reasons I supported him.

You can't make rules regarding the moral behavior of something unless you know what the hell it is, and what it's capacities are. What it can do, what it can't do.

I like the odd glass of wine, a coffee and a cigarette. As you get older you can't see the wrinkles

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

Big feature films are another world.

A well-told lie can heal. Otherwise, what's fiction?

I am no I. I am now part of a we.

...with what we spent in Iraq we could build nuclear power plants and space solar power satellites and tell the Arabs to drink their oil.

The American way of war is to build an army, then another, then a third, while building fleets. If the war is still on at that point we smash.

When you're hot your hot, when you're not your not.

It is not a character fault or weakness or seeking attention. It is somebody who is ill.

There are only four or five real events that we have that draw that many people into town each year. We should have at least 12; and once we have 12, we can have 24.

I used to watch people like Richard Burton and Mel Gibson and think, 'I could never do that.

She's wearing a ring that I bought on sale, and that makes her the property of this U.S. Male.

Chiropractic was the key to keeping me in the game.

Nearly a half-century on from feminism, simply being a woman artist is still a revolutionary act. And getting one's work shown continues to be met by enormous inbuilt resistance.

Make an enemy of jealousy and envy. As fast and soon as you can…. The art world is high school with money.

Koons's work has always stood apart for its one-at-a-time perfection, epic theatricality, a corrupted, almost sick drive for purification, and an obsession with traditional artistic values.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who's ... normal ... I'm not curious, I'm not interested.

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

Whos love do you cherrish more? Hers or theirs? when you deside that, it's all downhill from there.

Cross the creek on the stepping stones of your failures.

I think of the flower in the bud: huddled, compressed, dark. Yet somehow it feels the night, knows moon from sun. It waits...waits.

In every age there are plenty of people around to remind you what you cannot possibly do. Thank goodness, for these naysayers provide a priceless service: They spur...us to achieve great things.

Look after yourself and each other.

I kept getting high to kill my shame at the fact that I kept getting high.

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together.

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

The creative process can sustain itself throughout the entire celebration of photography.