Jerry Quotes

I feel the calmest when I'm drawing or when I'm creating images. I love connecting the mind with the hand and producing something - that is very comforting and centering for me.

We have for years been building a society in which everybody plunders everybody, and while we are weary of being plundered, we enjoy the plunder.

I have a big collection of quotation programs...In particular, I like MCR Software's Wisdom of the Ages, which has the best selection of relevant quotes I know.

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

Smokey and The Bandit was just a lark. All we did was run up and down those Georgia roads wrecking cars and having the time of our life.

I put on your sequined ball gown and I checked the mirror there. Why, I looked like Cindy Crawford, but with much more body hair.

I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter open and I can jump out of that bed!

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Allah is not Jehovah either. Jehovah's not going to turn you into a terrorist that'll try to bomb people and take the lives of thousands and thousands of people.

I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry.

High school studfents are the largest oppressed minority in America.

By the end, everybody had a label - pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.

Some of the greatest social reformers of our time were wealthy.

We had a sense of importance that would have led us to risk our lives for our rhetoric.

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails.

It is the illusion of knowledge, not ignorance, that keeps one from growing.

The community owes us nothing. It's up to us to go out and earn their respect.

I think of many of my photographs as being obviously symbolic but not symbolically obvious. There isn't any specific correlation between the symbols in this image and any content that I have in mind.

I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs.

God created the family to provide the maximum love and support and morality and example that one can imagine.

Discrimination and prejudice of any kind have no place in sports or in our society.

There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.

The best revenge is living well.

Practice of true community involves responsibilities and actions that do not come naturally to us.

If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

As you get older, every chance to win a championship is more crucial, because you are going to have less and less of them.

From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor.

Gil Thorpe is a great diversion and is to book writing as poetry is to prose.

In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.

To me, nothing in the art world is neutral. The idea of 'disinterest' strikes me as boring, dishonest, dubious, and uninteresting.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.

You can't ever totally know what's inside of someone else, or see the kind of will someone like Magic has. You have to rely on your instincts to find people who hate losing and know how to win.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

The great antidote to anxiety is to come to God in prayer. We are to pray about everything. Nothing is too big for Him to handle, and nothing is too small to escape His attention.

We need to call sin what the Bible calls it and not soften it with modern expressions borrowed from our culture.

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.

We know as filmmakers where you draw the line.

I think hell's a real place where real people spend a real eternity.

Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament.

In some cases, managers and employees have secured pensions beyond their original base salary. It is wrong, the people doing it know it's wrong, and we have to put an end to it.

And, these Islamic fundamentalists, these radical terrorists, these Middle Eastern monsters are committed to destroying the Jewish nation, driving her into the Mediterranean, conquering the world.

I didn't miss the rat race, but I kinda missed the rats.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.