Ed Martin Quotes
It's more egalitarian on the Internet - anyone can put anything up. But in terms of the money it takes to allow a band to get good, there's less of it to invest.
You can never say you're big - I don't think you can ever take anything like that for granted.
I love 'Last Friday Night' by Katy Perry almost as much as 'Karma Police', and if you want to straddle that line, you have to take the slings and arrows.
I don't care about the politics, I don't care about the practicality, I don't care about any of it.
Both of us, me and Friedrich Nietzsche being writers, if we weren't capable of some strategic self-deception, we would have moved on to more lucrative careers long ago.
Can poetry be a form of social change? I don't know the answer to that. I do think art can have a social impact even if it may be difficult to see the effects of that impact, to assess or measure it.
I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.
I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25.
When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.
I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.
The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.
As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".
Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.
I believe in empathy. When religion provides that for people, it's the best thing in the world.
Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.
I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no "chocohol". We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workaholled".
The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.
Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.
I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"
To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.
The chances of someone who looks like Jesus having pot raises steadily, to a point. If the guy is on a cross you may have the wrong guy.
After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.
