Kindness knows no kind.

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

Where have you been all of your life?

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

A broken shoelace can strangle me.

I think the reward of you is worth the risk.

Spirituality is for people. It’s not just for those who you might have read about in books, it’s for people.

Oh Lion in a peculiar guise, Sharp Roman road to Paradise, Come eat me up, I'll pay thy tollWith all my flesh, and keep my soul.

Calamity is the test of integrity.

The extent to which two people in a relationship can bring up and resolve issues is a critical marker of the soundness of a relationship.

All great changes are irksome to the human mind, especially those which are attended with great dangers and uncertain effects.

We don't always know what makes us happy. We know, instead, what we think SHOULD. We are baffled and confused when our attempts at happiness fail.

Superstitions are habits rather than beliefs.

Our shouting is louder than our actions, Our swords are taller than us, This is our tragedy. In short We wear the cape of civilisation But our souls live in the stone age

I like physical comedy. And I like the old comedies.