Alice Cooper Quotes

It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one.

City people live the city. We live in L.A., New York, we live in places where it's chaotic and you never know what's gonna happen. And that's the music - you never know what's gonna happen.

We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.

Freedom to rock, freedom to talk. Freedom, raise your fist and yell.

Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.

Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch.

If somebody had told me that you have a choice of being a rock star or playing left field for the Tigers, there would not have been a choice at all. I would have said, 'Where's my locker?'

If it's total freedom, I guess the ultimate thing you can go into is total silence between the audience and performer, with the performer projecting something he doesn't even have to play.

While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.

They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone.

Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt.

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.

Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison and Pablo Picasso.

Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote.

You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate you.

The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.

So what this is is us, our personalities refined down on to a stage performance. In other words, the way we play is the end product of the way we live - we live in the cities, you see.

She gets a hundred for her body and a nickel for her soul.

Two of the guys that were honorary Vampires - Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix - had already died at 27. And they were certainly archangels in our group.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us.

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.

Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s.

I'm hidden in the scream when the virgin dies, I'm the ache in the belly when your baby cries, and I'm the burning sensation when the convict fries.

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

She didn't know that there was more of me, she'd have to learn to love all four of me.

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.

He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.

I'm eighteen, and I don't know what I want.

Rock should never be in bed with politics.

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.

I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.

Make that money run like honey on your tongue.

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.

There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.

I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected.

She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.