I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

A challenge only makes you stronger, wiser and a better person than you was yesterday.

Memory believes before knowing remembers. Believes longer than recollects, longer than knowing even wonders.

Spiritual maturity is not defined by how well one applies Biblical principles to “suppress sin”. If you are capable of suppressing your sins or managing them, you would have no need for a Redeemer.

Every article I've read about myself always winds up concluding that I am not, in fact, completely stupid.

To my parents, writing seemed precarious and not the best idea.

As a matter of fact I've been asked to come when I'm free to play at the White House.

Each generation must discover its mission, fulfill it or betray it, in relative opacity.

Your income tends to equal the average income of your five best friends.

He can occasionally see to an enemy," she conceded. "If he manages to get his sword pointed in the right direction and the enemy does him the favor of falling upon it in precisely the right way.

Everybody denies I am a genius - but nobody ever called me one!