If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck

The decision about what to do next was as difficult to grasp as the water swirling around my feet.

Every assignment has a natural and supernatural aspect

It is a very dangerous thing to have an idea that you will not practice.

Every step of progress the world has made has been from scaffold to scaffold and from stake to stake.

I am very interested in loyalty, even if the person to whom one is loyal is flawed, criminal, or otherwise in the wrong.

Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age

I don't really know how to do casual clothes.

Technique alone is never enough. You have to have passion. Technique alone is just an embroidered potholder.

Examine from time to time what are the dominant passions of your soul, and having ascertained this, mold your life, so that in thought, word, and deed you may as far as possible counteract them.