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Al David Quotes: "Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.""

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."



Al David Quotes: "I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this."

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.




Al David Quotes: "I never have kids in movies or in TV shows."

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.



Al David Quotes: "How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?"

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?




Al David Quotes: "With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show."

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.



Al David Quotes: "Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that."

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.



Al David Quotes: "It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun."

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.




Al David Quotes: "I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled."

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.



Al David Quotes: "My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore."

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.



Al David Quotes: "I'm always making fun of myself and my friends."

I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.



Al David Quotes: "To be famous and broke is hard."

To be famous and broke is hard.



Al David Quotes: "Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less."

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.




Al David Quotes: "I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note."

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.



Al David Quotes: "No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late."

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.



Al David Quotes: "Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise."

Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.



Al David Quotes: "My career is just kind of crazy."

My career is just kind of crazy.



Al David Quotes: "It's hard to have a career."

It's hard to have a career.



Al David Quotes: "It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American."

It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.



Al David Quotes: "A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant."

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.



Al David Quotes: "Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years."

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.



Al David Quotes: "I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them."

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.



Al David Quotes: "Single guys get a bad rap."

Single guys get a bad rap.



Al David Quotes: "I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked."

I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.



Al David Quotes: "I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time."

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.



Al David Quotes: "I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh."

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.



Al David Quotes: "As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me."

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.



Al David Quotes: "I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.



Al David Quotes: "I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right."

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.



Al David Quotes: "I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom."

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.



Al David Quotes: "When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story."

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.



Al David Quotes: "When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow."

When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.



Al David Quotes: "I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used."

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.



Al David Quotes: "On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week."

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.



Al David Quotes: "I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world."

I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.



Al David Quotes: "My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends."

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.



Al David Quotes: "It's so crazy in Hollywood."

It's so crazy in Hollywood.



Al David Quotes: "People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that."

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.



Al David Quotes: "There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches."

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.



Al David Quotes: "The old must pass away. It has served its purpose in the cycles of evolution and must now make way for a new, more expanded and more fruitful manifestation."

The old must pass away. It has served its purpose in the cycles of evolution and must now make way for a new, more expanded and more fruitful manifestation.



Al David Quotes: "Love sets our energy free. It opens us and puts us in a flow with spirit and life on many levels. Love is the true secret behind manifestation."

Love sets our energy free. It opens us and puts us in a flow with spirit and life on many levels. Love is the true secret behind manifestation.



Al David Quotes: "These are the times for which we were born."

These are the times for which we were born.



Al David Quotes: "The spirituality of the earth is an invitation to initiation, to the death of what we have been and the birth of something new"

The spirituality of the earth is an invitation to initiation, to the death of what we have been and the birth of something new



Al David Quotes: "Any kind of religious tyranny concerns me."

Any kind of religious tyranny concerns me.



Al David Quotes: "Pardew has got previous for this kind of thing - but that was a one-off."

Pardew has got previous for this kind of thing - but that was a one-off.



Al David Quotes: "It may be that places exist in order that memory itself has a home."

It may be that places exist in order that memory itself has a home.



Al David Quotes: "No one can afford to look downward for his enjoyments."

No one can afford to look downward for his enjoyments.



Al David Quotes: "No one is really miserable who has not tried to cheapen life."

No one is really miserable who has not tried to cheapen life.



Al David Quotes: "Our country is now at war and the only way out is forward. I would not change one word I have spoken against war but that is no longer the issue. We must now stand together."

Our country is now at war and the only way out is forward. I would not change one word I have spoken against war but that is no longer the issue. We must now stand together.



Al David Quotes: "I am against any pact with the Nationalists because I am against pacts in principle."

I am against any pact with the Nationalists because I am against pacts in principle.