Adam Quotes

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

I don't know what drives me to succeed.

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

Again, like I said, my life has been about being fascinated by objects and the stories that they tell, and also making them for myself, obtaining them, appreciating them and diving into them.

There are women who are wishing that they were that piece of tape right now.

Of course, I love tools. I also love arranging them, to the point where I came up with a name for my organizing metric: first-order retrievability.

Remember kids, I have life insurance.

Lists are how I parse and manage the world.

It's a treat to see the sun rise over the desert. What am I saying? It's a treat to fire off a rocket car over the desert!

We're allowed to explore the world at large on these things; the urban-legend aspect of it is just kind of an excuse.

Bigger is always better.

We cleared all traces of our occupation out of M6 and moved to M7, and it's been quite smooth over there. We chose a place all the way at the end of an industrial park.

Isn't television glamourous?

The explosions, like the urban legends, are a great way of bringing people in to watch, because it's really fun, and you know we're always going to give you a satisfying ending.

The 'Mythbusters' crew, we monitor the Discovery boards, we look for the new ideas that are being forwarded on those boards, and we keep track of what's going on, we keep updated.

Walking the floor at a con dressed as Chewbacca, you might as well be Bono. I mean it's ridiculous. People just walk up and grab you and hold you, because they love Chewbacca so much.

The skeptical community is absolutely near and dear to the Mythbusters’ heart and there’s no small reason that they’ve embraced us. That’s our people. That’s the way we like to think.

If I haven't had any long term psychological side effects from all the things I've already done on this show, this isn't gonna hurt much more.

I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!

We didn't set out to be educators or even scientists, and we don't purport that what we do is real science but we're demonstrating a methodology by which one can engage and satisfy your curiosity.

When I finally got up to Industrial Light And Magic to work on the 'Star Wars' movies as a model-maker, it felt like dying and going to heaven.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

People always ask you, 'What's your dream job?' This is my dream job. It really is a dream opportunity to have your own nationwide daily sports talk show for an hour.

I'm not going to lead my show talking about my kids, but will I perhaps mention my five-year-old swimming? Yeah! I think listeners groove on that because frankly, it's genuine.

When Donald Trump focuses on a fight with the press or investigating leaks but doesn't seem committed to standing up to what Russia is doing at home and around the world, that is of profound concern.