Adam Sandler Quotes

I don't know what drives me to succeed.

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.