A. Kevin Quotes

Winning ugly is still winning.

Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy.

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention.

I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes.

The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it.

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon

Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.

Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally.

Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me.

Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy.

Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish.

Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.

The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time.

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?

Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.

If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands.

He was a god of rock. He nearly solved all the world's problems with nothing but power chords and anguished cries into a microphone.

You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

Bullshit, as you Americans say. He's Irish. The Irish say bullshit too.

In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet all have the same definition: the definition is you.

I don't really think about my work in terms of whatever money it makes. That's just a bonus. I'm just going to do the work anyway, so whatever comes back is good with me.

Well, I know that George Lucas doesn't like it at all. When I was working on The Illustrated Star Wars Universe, he told me that he would be happy if every copy could be tracked down and smashed.

ELANTRIS is a new BEN HUR for the fantasy genre, with a sweeping, epic storyline and closely personal characters.

I want to make it so that so many things happen... that you didn't expect would happen in this series, that you realize that you have to read every one of them.

Patrick Rothfuss gives us a fabulous debut, standing firmly on the main stage of the fantasy genre and needing no warm-up act. Jordan and Goodkind must be looking nervously over their shoulders!

I had a minor in Russian history, and this was at the time when the big Cold War was going on.

I don't think the author should make the reader do that much work to remember who somebody is.

No, no, no - you don't argue with concepts. You have to claim Dogma, and therefore leave no room for rational thought.

The best place to start an adventure is with a quiet, perfect life . . . and someone who realizes that it can’t possibly be enough.

I always turn in my books on time, so you can always count on a book coming out when it's supposed to.

I mean, I wasn't stupid. I knew we'd make money and sell a lot of Dune books.

We wanted to write the first prequels as a story that anyone could pick up.

It was like there was a pile of kindling that was in the back of my imagination just waiting there. Once I lit it, it just flared up and I kept getting ideas and ideas.

I sold my very first novel when I was 24 or 25 years old.

My wife and I are involved in writing/publishing/promotion twenty-four/seven. It isn't a day job; it's life.

That's what people need to remember about reviewers; opinions can be all over the spectrum, and you just need to find a reviewer whose tastes match your own.

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.

I could never be James Bond.

I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration.

I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

I really wasn't a class clown.

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.