uh, yeah, I love...worms" Classic. Someone should record the gold that flows from my mouth.

That's stupid." I laughed into his chest. "Boys can't save girls." "You're right." He kissed my temple. "It's the other way around.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

Pages burnt, memories buried, I wakeor think I'm awake. Or dreaming still?

Ricin - Death by diarrhea

Surfers have the most attitude.

No, she did not have a history of twins, and we had discussed all of this before she got pregnant. What if all three, what if two eggs, what if one - you discuss every scenario.

I do think imperfection's underrated.

The pathway to educational excellence lies within each school.

I've realized that most of my best ideas have followed a good night's sleep.

Democracy and liberty are not the same. Democracy is little more than mob rule, while liberty refers to the sovereignty of the individual.