to a Southerner it is faux pas, not sins, that matter in this world.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

I wasn't used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn't known that before; I thought I was just short.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Stop doing what is easy or popular. Start doing what is right.

The Hills Have EYes... so be careful where you step and where you go so far one family has went there and few of them have came back!

Great books live longer than people.They are gonna bury us all.

Ethical existence [is] the highest manifestation of spirituality.

The tomb of the Saviour was a narrow and empty vault, precious only for its memories of the supreme tragedy of the centuries, but the new continent was to be the home and temple of the living God.

Well, I used to be a compulsive exerciser, but I'm over that.

I don't actually care what I climb, only how it affects me. Which means the summit doesn't matter as much as the emotional process.

Dressage is when you put a dress on your horse. It's like putting on drag, but for horses.

I love 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' and I love 'Bugsy Malone.' I haven't seen 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks' in a long time, but I remember loving it as a kid.

A very ancient and fish-like smell.